Morning happiness: dawg don’t need no airplane.

I’m about to head for the airport to speak in Minneapolis tonight.  These dogs would need a plane:

I once read a biography of Muhammad Ali which told a story of him being on a flight and not wearing his seatbelt.  When the flight attendant asked him to put his seatbelt on, Ali exclaimed, “Superman don’t need no seatbelt.”

The attendant reportedly retorted, “Honey, Superman don’t need no plane either.”

Ali smiled and put on his seatbelt.

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  • sparkyb

    Why are these dogs wearing a Superman costume? If they want to fly they should wear an Underdog costume.

    • Must be Krypto and… Dekrypto?

  • Geena Safire

    “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape…”

    • Mackinz

      It’d be even more fitting of the dogs were named Jim and Slim.