Your morning happiness: Simon Belmont is a jerk.

Your morning happiness: Simon Belmont is a jerk. August 20, 2014

Ok, I know not everybody has played the Castlevania games.  Long story, short: Simon Belmont is the vampire hunter who pursues and defeats Dracula in every game.  This music video kind of turns that on its head:

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