MORNING HAPPINESS: What had to be the greatest hearing in legal history.

MORNING HAPPINESS: What had to be the greatest hearing in legal history. August 12, 2016

Let us start today with Rick & Morty (great show, btw — think Doctor Who if The Doctor is your abusive alcoholic grandpa) reciting, word-for-word, the transcript of State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen, which took place in Georgia on June 17.

The transcript shows an exchange between Allen, on trial for beating another inmate to death last August, and Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham Jr.  Previously, I would’ve thought it was the type of thing that could only happen in cartoons:

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Now behold the whole exchange in all its glory:

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