Jesus was a shitty carpenter

DrB-   The entire story is basically this 5 point plan:   1. David Jimenez prays to a specific crucifix on a church that his wife gets healed of cancer 2. Wife, with every benefit of modern medical science, is cured of cancer. 3. Guy declares his prayers worked, and wants to clean the crucifix [Read More...]

New Star Wars, Movie #7

DrB-   THIS: Disney is paying $4.05 billion to buy Lucasfilm Ltd., the production company behind “Star Wars,” from its chairman and founder, George Lucas. It’s also making a seventh movie in the “Star Wars” series. []   Good? Bad?   You can find me on twitter, @DrDavidBurger I recruit in Kansas City, & [Read More...]

Think of the children!

  DrB- It’s that time of year, where we come together on the most high holy of days, and contemplate some great moral questions. It’s time for Halloween. There comes a time, when we heed a certain call. When the world. Must come, together as one.  That time is now. We can’t go on, pretending day [Read More...]

Urgent Hurricane News

DrB- In a stunning turn of events, there is urgent news over Hurricane Sandy: The storm is caused by gays. The storm is just making landfall now, but Chaplain John McTernan has got it figured out already:  the preacher says the gathering storm must be God’s judgment on gays, and punishing the president Barack Obama [Read More...]

Voting with Math

DrB- Wouldn’t it be nice if somebody had a website where you could input how much money you make in a year, and then it tell you an estimate of which current candidate would save you more money?   Like…this one?     Because the tax code is complex, the calculator makes a number [Read More...]

The other half of the battle

DrB-   According to an unbiased and well regarded source, knowing is half the battle. Red and Blue lasers aside, it turns out showing up is the other 50%. The recent boom in religiously unaffiliated Americans may ultimately help explain the results of the upcoming 2012 presidential election, according to a new poll that shows [Read More...]

The gay agenda strikes again

  DrB-   It turns out students benefit from diversity. Meeting people who seem “different” from them is a good thing! Who knew, right? knew, and is promoting “Mix it up” as a way for kids at school to get to know their fellow classmates that they otherwise might not hang out with.   [Read More...]

In the market for storage?

DrB-   I’m in the market for some new binders, (cause magic cards don’t sort themselves you know), and I looked up my options on Amazon. The reviews are golden.       You can find me on twitter, @DrDavidBurger I recruit in Kansas City, & [Read more...]

The gay agenda: Duck Overlords

DrB-   Just so you know, if you tolerate “the gay,” than ducks will take over the planet.   You can find me on twitter, @DrDavidBurger I recruit in Kansas City, & [Read more...]

Lets make out. For science.

DrB-   Would you say you enjoy tasting people?Apparently smelling each other’s butts is “frowned upon” in the human species, so we’ve resorted to tasting one another. These chemical signals might join other cues we get from the closeness and intimacy of kissing and combine to give an instant, hard-wired impression of whether this person [Read More...]