It’s a tough life being god’s chosen candidate (one out of many of god’s chosen candidates in an election only one person can win): An NBC/Survey Monkey poll shows that extreme social conservative Rick Santorum’s support among Republicans declined from a solid 1% to a less-enthusiastic 0% after his performance in last Thursday’s presidential candidate debate on [Read More…]
Things aren’t going well for ol’ Rick, even with the nerdy glasses: Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) has stopped paying staffers on his struggling presidential campaign, according to multiple national and local reports on Monday night. The campaign stopped paying staffers at the headquarters in Austin as well as Iowa, New Hampshire and South [Read More…]
If you’ve ever wondered which candidate has the courage to pander to his voter base by boldly promising to do exactly what they want (as unrealistic as that may be), Ted Cruz’s campaign put out an ad today which unequivocally answers that question: I love how the first part of the video pays lips service [Read More…]
Glenn Beck claims the event he’s hosting will fulfill a prophecy and being about the Third Great Awakening.
Glenn Beck: just a humble servant of the lord…who will fulfill the prophecy and catalyze the Third Great Awakening: How weird would it be if attendance was minimal and nothing changed, which means religion would continue decline in the US? Wouldn’t that be a twist that nobody could’ve possibly seen coming? And god gave a [Read More…]
In the most awkward display of what can only be described as Olympic-level bipolar, Michele Bachmann is absolutely livid that the nuclear deal with Iran is ushering in the end times, she’s also giddy like a priest on a playground that the nuclear deal with Iran is ushering in the end times: In an interview with Religious [Read More…]
When you put it that way I guess marrying a nine year-old and killing people for apostasy is just fine.
Man, I never thought I’d be told how marrying a nine year-old is ok or that killing somebody for apostasy is morally grand (so long as they get a trial first) in such a condescending tone. It’s like the owner of the Cubs talking down to you in a lecture on how to win the [Read More…]
Humans a strange lot. On the one hand we’re capable of launching satellites to the outer rim of the solar system to take pictures of Pluto. But just when you want to celebrate a story like this pops up. Recently, for the fourth time this year, a secular blogger in Bangladesh was murdered by Islamic [Read More…]
Kansas siphoning funds to religious schools when public schools don’t have the funding to stay open all year.
Kansas is largely populated with citizens so politically unaware that Lucifer could be the Republican candidate and probably still win the election. I say this because in the last election cycle the Republican candidate for governor was incumbent Sam Brownback, the man who bankrupted the state and whose economic policies were such a horrific failure [Read More…]
This is why you ask first, file a lawsuit later. Sometimes people just didn’t know what was going on and will comply with the law if you just give them a friendly heads-up: The city of Jonesboro has removed Bible verses from a city-owned Facebook page after receiving complaints from a national organization. The Jonesboro [Read More…]
A Florida pastor has consulted god and come up with a means of eliminating our national debt that has somehow eluded economics experts (probably for the same reason creationist proofs against evolution have evaded biologists): we just have to defund Planned Parenthood. Who knew it was an organization providing women with healthcare draining our nation’s [Read More…]