Hello. My identification is “Jasper”. I am a socially anxious biped, and apparently I’m going to write a couple posts here while JT goes off and does things. For the most part, I wish to remain anonymous, mostly due to fears of future potential employers searching my name, though some effort could probably reveal who [Read More...]

Pope excommunicates the mafia.

The Pope took a stand: Deviating from prepared remarks at a mass in southern Italy, Pope Francis threw the ultimate brushback pitch at the Calabrese Mafia today, telling the organized crime syndicate they are excommunicated. Because if there’s one thing the leader of the Catholic Church can’t stand it’s an organization that coerces obedience and protection money [Read More...]

Bobby Jindal: people are ready for a hostile takeover of D.C.

In a recent speech Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal favorably referenced people who wish to violently overthrow the government. Jindal spoke at the annual conference hosted by the Faith and Freedom Coalition, a group led by longtime Christian activist Ralph Reed. Organizers said more than 1,000 evangelical leaders attended the three-day gathering. Republican officials across the [Read More...]

Rick Santorum: gay marriage is bad for the economy.

In an interview with TownHall, Rick Santorum argued that marriage equality shouldn’t be allowed because it would be bad for the economy. “When we continue to see a decline in marriage and a redefinition of marriage, you get less marriage,” he said. “You get families that aren’t as strong, and as a result, society generally, [Read More...]

Popular Christian DJ arrested for criminal sexual misconduct with children.

John Balyo is a popular Christian DJ who really likes children. Prior to being arrested, the Christian radio personality was praised for his work sponsoring children through Compassion International and was even video recorded meeting his “compassion child” in Uganda. In the video, now littered with comments and accusations, Balyo is asked, “John I have [Read More...]

Arkansas legislators adopt statement condemning judge who struck down gay marriage ban.

State senator Jason Rapert is a real piece of…work. A resolution asking the Arkansas Supreme Court to uphold a voter-approved constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages, which a circuit judge recently overturned, won support from state lawmakers Friday. The non-binding measure, approved by the panel that represents the full Legislature between sessions, also condemns Pulaski County [Read More...]

The loving psychopath.

I’ve been told multiple times in response to the charge that god is cruel that we are like ants to him.  We owe him our existence so god can do whatever he likes with us, so we’re told.  I’ve always failed to see how that resolves the problem of god causing so much suffering… This [Read More...]

UK couple receive sentences of 12 months/9 months for hanging bacon on door handles of mosque.

Ok, I’m not one to defend vandals, but I am one to oppose cruel and unusual punishment.  In Edinburgh, this just happened: Chelsea Lambie, 18, from Paisley, was sentenced to 12 months and Douglas Cruikshank, from Galashiels, to nine months. They attached bacon to door handles and threw strips inside Edinburgh’s Central Mosque on 31 [Read More...]

Small town in Arkansas denies Pagans permission to build a temple.

The mayor of Bumblefuck Beebe, Arkansas was all about the formation of a new temple…until it was revealed that it was to be a Pagan temple, not a Christian one: A disabled Arkansas veteran seeking to open a pagan temple with his wife in the town of Beebe said he has been denied permits and [Read More...]

National Organization for Marriage supporter threatens violence if marriage equality is realized.

The National Organization for Marriage held a rally in DC the other day which, admittedly, had better turnout than Operation American Spring (which isn’t saying much).  Mike Huckabee gave a talk, and so did NOM President Brian Brown who boldly stated that the meager assembly would continue to stand up for “the truth of marriage.” [Read More...]