This took place upon my arrival in Northwest Arkansas yesterday. Honestly, I’m not sure how I still have a career. I’m not sure why anybody puts up with me. Frankly, I wonder the same thing about why I still have a fiancee…
Someone posted a picture of a bible they asked me to sign on facebook and tagged me. I felt kind of like a tool for laughing at my own joke.
This made me laugh because it’s so damn true.
I’ve found the perfect candidate. He’s got a whole freezer full of popsicles. (Thanks to Shayne for sending this to me)
Hey everyone, Christina here! I’m still in the motherfucking hospital, but had to share this silliness with you from One “Million” Mom’s. Dear Christina, Together we will hold CBS accountable for airing profanity in front of children and families! The network did not keep their promise that the Super Bowl broadcast would be safe for [...]
Ok, you guys know my education is in music and that I consider myself somewhat of a theory junkie. That’s why, every time I’m in a worship service, it’s like they’re assaulting my brain as well as my ears. This video says exactly what I’m thinking. Ironically, this also applies if your band’s name is [...]
I thought you could use some inspiration. Not cool, Robert Frost.
Dave Silverman’s voicemail is just a big pile of epic. While it takes work and intellect to learn about how the universe works, his voicemails are sterling examples of how any dumbass can have faith. Yeah, I’ll remember this phone call. I’ll remember it every time a Christian tells me that their religion makes people [...]
Keith Lowell Jensen is an atheist comedian and also a perpetual thorn in my ass (and not to be confused with Swedish comedian Keith Lowell Jenson, who I think is really talented). He’s been pestering me for weeks now to listen to his upcoming CD Elf Orgy. He’s sent it to my inbox FSM-knows how [...]