The first honest cable company.

This made me laugh because it’s so damn true. [Read more...]

The next pope.

I’ve found the perfect candidate. He’s got a whole freezer full of popsicles. (Thanks to Shayne for sending this to me) [Read more...]

OMG! The F-bomb! Oh the humanity!

Hey everyone, Christina here! I’m still in the motherfucking hospital, but had to share this silliness with you from One “Million” Mom’s. Dear Christina, Together we will hold CBS accountable for airing profanity in front of children and families! The network did not keep their promise that the Super Bowl broadcast would be safe for [Read More...]

How to write a worship song.

Ok, you guys know my education is in music and that I consider myself somewhat of a theory junkie.  That’s why, every time I’m in a worship service, it’s like they’re assaulting my brain as well as my ears.  This video says exactly what I’m thinking. Ironically, this also applies if your band’s name is [Read More...]

What’s your Space Jam?

I thought you could use some inspiration. Not cool, Robert Frost. [Read more...]

More love for Dave Silverman.

Dave Silverman’s voicemail is just a big pile of epic.  While it takes work and intellect to learn about how the universe works, his voicemails are sterling examples of how any dumbass can have faith. Yeah, I’ll remember this phone call.  I’ll remember it every time a Christian tells me that their religion makes people [Read More...]

Elf Orgy.

Keith Lowell Jensen is an atheist comedian and also a perpetual thorn in my ass (and not to be confused with Swedish comedian Keith Lowell Jenson, who I think is really talented).  He’s been pestering me for weeks now to listen to his upcoming CD Elf Orgy.  He’s sent it to my inbox FSM-knows how [Read More...]

Spider can’t hide.

I’m on the road today (I’m literally driving right now).  So content is light for today. You can all have this spider. [Read more...]

Deadspin responds to Donald Trump – short, sweet, and to the point.

Props to the people at Deadspin for this. Receiving praise from someone as inept as Donald Trump should always make you wonder if you’re doing something wrong. [Read more...]

Not the response you were looking for.

An official petition to the White House to construct a Death Star got the requisite number of votes to necessitate a response.  The White House opened thusly: The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons: The construction [Read More...]


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