Well, Fuck This Day

My wallet got stolen.  Balls. I went to cancel my debit card at lunch.  There were no charges that were not legit.  I’m not sure it was because the thieves were slow or because of what I write on the back of my debit card. For lulz, I would say I hope they try to [Read More...]

New Experiences and Photo Shoot Round 2

One of the aspects of my personality that I most enjoy is that I crave new experiences. This has caused me, at times, to do some very stupid things. On the other hand, it has lead me to change my mind about several things. Every time it makes me a different, wiser person than before. [Read More...]

Godless NFL Thread

I’m busy as all get out in St. Louis, so you get the quick version of the Godless NFL Thread. The Raiders play Tim Tebow and the Broncos.  Though god assisted Tebow to pull off the mundane miracle of eeking out a victory over the Dolphins, arguably the NFL’s worse team, the almighty seemed to [Read More...]

Photo Shoot Round 1

Phase one of photo shoot is complete.  Below the fold are a few of the ones I can share with all of you.  Thanks for all the support you guys gave me the other day.  It means so much to have people care and nudge me into something like this.  Hugs and butt slaps all [Read More...]

Day of Email: Change the Little Things

Getting packed and ready to fly to St. Louis, so I’m just going to answer some emails today. Via facebook: Do you ever ask yourself… How can I make a difference in a world that is so resistant to change? A world that is so blissfully aware of their elected ignorance to and intolerance of [Read More...]


I have a friend, Christina, who is an amateur photographer. Earlier this year she asked if I would do a photoshoot for her. Initially I declined. It’s already hard enough for me to see myself as anything other than fat and I didn’t need pictures confirming it. But it got me thinking. Maybe it would [Read More...]

Don't Pray For Me

If I had a nickel for every time a Christian asked me, rather pointedly, “What do your parents think of what you do?” Sometimes it’s even a sarcastic, “I bet your parents are so proud of you!” Perhaps this email exchange will answer the question of how my parents feel about my chosen lot in [Read More...]

What Halloween Means To Me

I give you the best Halloween song of all time, courtesy of Stephen Lynch. Enjoy. [Read more...]

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Today is my mother’s birthday.  Halloween baby!  Ain’t she cute?  Despite being tough as nails, she’s just as sweet as she looks.  If you were to visit the house, she would be sure to make some special food dish (likely from an animal she has personally killed or from a plant she personally grew), stock [Read More...]

Costume Pics

I went as Muscles Glasses from Epic Mealtime. The magnum of Jack Dagnulls was converted, pre-party, into a magnum of tea. People started getting concerned over the course of the night as I was downing it straight and still continuing to kick ass. I also cooked up a pound of bacon and was carrying bacon [Read More...]