Colbert on Gordon Klingenschmitt.

Colbert voices his *ahem* support for Colorado Republican lawmaker Gordon Klingenschmitt, who thinks Obama and LGBT people are demon possessed. The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive [Read more...]

Ted Cruz’s followers call him out for his opposition to net neutrality

Ted Cruz came out swinging against net neutrality. His followers were more than happy to return the favor on his Facebook page. JT already tore into Ted Cruz, so I won’t go on explaining why net neutrality is actually a good thing for the internet. (All these pictures and more can be found here) It all [Read More...]

Texas Senator sponsors ‘license to discriminate’ constitutional amendment

A Texas lawmaker has sponsored an amendment to the Texas constitution that could make it completely legal to discriminate against the LGBTQ community under the guise of religious freedom. Sen. Donna Campbell (R-New Braunfels), a Tea Party darling, sponsored SJR 10, which would add one section to the Texas Constitution’s Bill of Rights. It reads: Government [Read More...]

City of Rossville, GA bans abortion clinics to avoid drama.

The mayor of Rossville, GA wants his town to be a peaceful place and he noticed that protesters at abortion clinics create a lot of racket and stir a lot of shit.  So clearly he’s introduced legislation limiting the noise protesters can make.  Just kidding!  They want to ban abortion clinics. The town council in [Read More...]

Colbert tips his hat to Breitbart for sticking with an article they knew was false.

I fucking love this man. The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive [Read more...]

US Senate candidate David Alameel thinks blacks and Latinos are “all devout Christians”

David Alameel, the Democratic candidate for US Senate that lost miserably to incumbent Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), said at an election watch party last week that Texas’ blacks and Latinos are “all devout Christians.” Posted on his campaign website, Dr. David Alameel, a dentist by trade and now dentist mogul, called for “an uprising in [Read More...]

Ted Cruz says the stupidest conceivable thing about net neutrality.

I swear to FSM, I wish Obama would come out in support of breathing so the GOP would all pass out from constantly holding their breath.  Yesterday the President announced his support for net neutrality. Ted Cruz responded by throwing in his two cents on a subject he clearly has literally no clue about: That’s [Read More...]

Brevard Commission that won’t let atheists give invocation accuses them of censorship.

The other day I wrote about a developing situation in Brevard County down in Florida.  The atheists want to give an invocation and were denied by the County Commission.  Many organizations sent them letters along the lines of “Don’t break the law or you’ll get to pay our legal fees.”  The Commission was unimpressed. In [Read More...]

GOP State Rep sponsors bill to put Ten Commandments in Texas’ public schools

Texas State Rep. Dan Flynn (R-02), filed a bill on Monday, the first day legislators could for the upcoming 84th Legislative Session, to keep schools from following the Constitution. The bill, simply titled HB 138, is just a one sentence long addition to Chapter 11 of the Texas Education Code. It reads: The board of trustees of an [Read More...]

States which saw the most benefit from Obamacare elected Republicans who want to repeal it.

George Carlin once said, “Think of how stupid the average person is.  Half of them are stupider than that.”  I believe it.  In this last election voters were clear: they wanted legal pot, higher minimum wage, same-sex marriage, access to abortion…and Republican leaders. On top of that strange electoral paradox, the places which gained the [Read More...]