Lt. Col Kilgore Has A Message For “Catholic Memes”

Here’s to hoping it’s soon, Colonel.

How Mark Shea Gets Back And Forth To His Hidden Island Redoubt…

Steve McQueen would have owned one of these.

Simplicity itself. He takes his Honda.

Roll clip, [Read more...]

As A Wise Man Once Said, “Everyone Needs An Editor”

You know who should know this especially? Journalists.


(Credit: Twitter/@kitfoxnews)

 

And engineers who work on itegrated circuits, and such like.

diplomas given to honors students had the misspelling.

Truth be told, I’m my own worst editor. Pray for me.

 

Revenge Of The Disney Dads (Music for Mondays)

Let it go…please!

Facing the prospect of another day with Let It Go stuck in your keppe? Let these guys help you exorcise that. [Read more...]

Because of Divine Frivolity

Times are tough all over. First we had the economic meltdown to contend with. Now we Catholics are watching our Church and our Pope get attacked by the same people who were attacking Goldman Sachs a few years ago, and Tiger Woods back in the day. Are the attacks justified? Where you sit is probably where you stand. But the fact of the matter is, the storm has been raging since day one on planet Earth. [Read more...]

Miraculous Proof That God Loves Mustangs More Than Camaros…


See what God did there? Toldja!

Sing it, Wilson. [Read more...]

Stuff The Disciples Couldn’t Bear To Hear…

As it was in the days of Apple, so it will be in the days of the Son of Man; they were eating and drinking, Facebooking and making videos on their smartphones up to the day that the stars will be falling from the sky, and the powers in the heavens will be shaken.

Uh-huh. Behold, the Smartphone Apocalypse!

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

On the Harvard Black Mass Misadventure, An Irony Alert! UPDATED

“Harvard President Drew Faust did not return the Register’s request for comment.”

Hmmm. Faust. Where have I heard that name before?

Faust?! FAUST!!!

Sing it, Alanis. [Read more...]

Pope Francis Wishes Patheos A Happy 5th Birthday!

Totally NOT photoshopped.

Wow! Just in time for the the big celebration, this communique just made its way into my “in” basket.

I tried to call your offices in Denver, and wish your website a happy birthday, but your number is unlisted. Instead, since I do keep up on the writings of some of my favorite Catholic bloggers on Patheos, I asked Frank Weathers to share this note with you, and the photograph of me enjoying the celebration with a little tres leche birthday cake that Archbishop Georg Gänswein special ordered for the occasion. It is very tasty. [Read more...]

I Reckon My Pastor Thought I Needed Cleansing Before Easter

Because my eldest son, and I, took the holy water carrying effects of this baby full to the face.

For bringing an industrial size blessing, only natural fibers will suffice.

KA-POW!

That sucker can carry 10-20 times it’s weight in water, let me tell you. And it can part the crowds like nobody’s business. [Read more...]


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