But…but… Breitbart said one was planned! And I hate Muslims, and anything Islam related! So , since I read about it on the internet, IT MUST BE TRUE!
Yeah, well, sorry to disappoint you.
That said, you can still pick up some nice lingerie for your sweetie, in a wide array of colors. Probably even in Mecca.
Have a nice day.
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