CVS Stops Selling Tobacco Products, But You Can Still Buy Your Sex Toys There

More news that is being greeted with hosannas from the world today is the decision by CVS Caremark Corp. to stop selling tobacco products in their pharmacies come October.

We’re being told that this is all in the interest of the health and well-being of customers. Because, [Read more...]

Nobody Is Signing Up For Obamacare? Even With Edgy And Cool Ads Like This One? UPDATED

Reuters reported yesterday that practically no one has signed up for Obamacare so far. Of course, most folks couldn’t even log on to the website run by the Feds. But let’s limit the sample size to the states that run their own exchanges, shall we? How’d they do? [Read more...]

Ever Wonder Why Many Are Blind to the Arbitrary and Capricious Nature of the HHS Mandate?

Perhaps it has something to do with what we occupy our minds with? [Read more...]

Ladies? The Almighty Orgasm Needs Your Help Getting Folks the Right Kind of Pornography…UPDATED

Pompatous of “O”

Satire Alert!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but the Almighty Orgasm is trying to grow the ranks of the faithful, you see. Because there isn’t enough easily accessible pornography in the world, wouldn’t you agree? [Read more...]

When You Worship the Orgasm, Is Celibacy a Sin? (Tales from the MSM Catechism) UPDATED

Heresy!

Well that’s a no-brainer, citizen of the world. You betcha!

When The Orgasm is held in It’s rightful place (the center of our being), to forgo having them isn’t just weird, it’s downright sinful. [Read more...]

The MSM Catechism: Honor Thy Orgasm, And All The Kingdoms of the Earth Will Be Yours UPDATED

A message from the MSM sponsor…

Joe Six-Pack here with a short little post on the worlds’ fascination with the orgasm. Remember my little missive on the subject before? [Read more...]

Orgasm: The Alpha and the Omega of Our Politics? UPDATED

“Oh Frank, what’s with that headline? You’re really just too much. Calm yourself down man, and have a beer or something.”

Actually, there isn’t enough room on the headline to say much more. I could have said, “Sex Viewed Through the Lens of Secularism Drives Our Political Policies.” But that might have put you to sleep. [Read more...]