[VIDEO] The (Terribly Overwrought) Left Behind Move Trailer is Out!

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The trailer for the upcoming Left Behind movie is out. And boy, is it ever earnest and fake-intense and terribly overwrought and just aching for blockbuster status. But alas, it will not achieve any such status because it is a "Christian" movie pushing an absurd cultural theology with absurd looking characters and absurd sounding dialogue. But hey, all for the glory, right?!Enjoy: … [Read more...]

Ed Cyzewski: Can We Cancel the Rapture Already?

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I know that Nicholas Cage is “starring” in a summer blockbuster that relies on an inevitable and immanent rapture to scare viewers into theaters, but I’m afraid this little end times ruse needs to stop. It’s time to cancel the rapture.Really. We’ve milked this biblically suspect, historically bankrupt, literary abomination of a doctrine long enough.Did we really need a remake of the first Left Behind movie in the first place? Did we even need the first Left Behind movie after the books? … [Read more...]

The Bible is NOT Inerrant (But It IS Eschatological)

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Growing up, I was taught to believe - firmly, absolutely - that the Bible is God's truth.While my Charismatic family didn't quite put it in these words, what they meant was that the Bible is inerrant. Without error in the original autographs. Verbally and plenarily inspired such that every word of it is, in fact, the Word of God. This, after all, is the conservative evangelical bedrock, and my family were conservative evangelicals (even though they spiced it up with Jesus-Movement, … [Read more...]

Jesus Will Rapture the Church Out of Absurdity

I was driving to work the other day listening to Christian radio when, as is usually the case during my drive, a John MacArthur sermon came on.And not just any John MacArthur sermon, but a John MacArthur sermon that is part of a John MacArthur sermon series about how John MacArthur knows every detail of the pre-tribulation premillennial rapture of the church in these perilous last days.It was absurd.And I'm not saying that to be mean to MacArthur and his ilk. In fact, just the … [Read more...]


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