http://www.kissthisguy.com/ has been on the internet as long as I can remember.

Q: How did this whole thing come about?
A: The archive started as a spontaneous idea originating out of the Birdhouse Arts Collective in September, 1995. The concept was inspired by the mother of a close friend of the founder, who confessed to us that, as a young girl, she had thought that the old church song "A little walk with Jesus" was called "A little chocolate Jesus." In fact, she never realized her error until she was almost 45 years old. The collection of misheard lyrics was later moved to the web. In late 2006, the site became too large for just a couple of people and was acquired by HumorBox Entertainment. The founder and HumorBox Entertainment have begun rolling out major changes to site – too many to name here. Stay tuned and stop by daily to participate and enjoy with friends and family.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

If i remeber correctly this was one of the first, if not the very first one, of the "misheard" series

Listening to lyrics is a dying art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bg9M_GjqVg

I do! :) I really like how this band, metaphysical "Satanists" Deathspell Omega, address the "Problem of Evil". "One may argue that it was flawed from the beginning."

The bookend instrumental tracks on the disc are MUSICALLY the most appealing, but I love the writing here.

DEATHSPELL OMEGA "Drought"

Fiery Serpents

…I had a salowe vision
wherein were fiery serpents and scorpions and drought
…sand, in an abrasive swirling murk,
covered the crackled book of life…

A testimony
from the dimension of regret.
This voice comes
from the second right after the disaster
when all there is left to say
in a distressed whisper is
It is too late.

The irreparable has been carved in stone
and those made accountable for it are you.
Standing, shivering in cold dim light
waiting for the sentence of the Holy Dead
like Adam and Eve at the end of time.

One may argue that it was flawed
since the beginning
that the dice were loaded
that God had it all within
that He is the Source.

O heavenly Father!
pathogenic agent of contamination.
harbringer of catastrophe,
icon of the impending Fall:
but what difference does it make?
Altitudines Satana
the vertigo of Liberty
tipped the scales.

A shadow of horror is risen.
This will not be redeemed
no matter how sincere the genuflection
and ardent the confession.