Unreasonable Faith Forum » Topic: God Accepts rape http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66 A Reasonable Forum on Religion, Science, Skepticism, and Atheism en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 17:53:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.1 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/search.php BillZBub on "God Accepts rape" http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66#post-736 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:30:25 +0000 BillZBub 736@http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/

Me:
You are a liar.
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.

I dont collect stamps on "God Accepts rape" http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66#post-715 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:55:21 +0000 I dont collect stamps 715@http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/

Me:
How should we end the world's problems?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
So we should remove religion?
God:
Yeah that's right. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

 Daniel Florien on "God Accepts rape" http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66#post-671 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:55:04 +0000 Daniel Florien 671@http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/

It's just like talking to a fundie, but it makes more sense.

joshr on "God Accepts rape" http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66#post-670 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:26:05 +0000 joshr 670@http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/

Too man bonghits, I guess.

Me:
sup, god?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
thats cool. but why can't you give me your undivided attention? are you really that busy?
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. give you my undivided attention is not among my present capabilities. I don't know whether or not I am that busy.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
Me:
my foot hurts a little. can you fix it?
God:
Your foot hurts a little? " Your foot hurts a little?"? Can I fix it?
Me:
yeah, can you fix it?
God:
OK. " Can I fix it?"? Can I fix it?
Me:
you know, answering question with a question reminds me a lot of my jewish grandmother
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

 Measure on "God Accepts rape" http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66#post-666 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:42:02 +0000 Measure 666@http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/

Me:
why did you create rape?
God:
It was determined by my programming.

I dont collect stamps on "God Accepts rape" http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/topic.php?id=66#post-663 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:33:16 +0000 I dont collect stamps 663@http://forums.patheos.com/forums/unreasonablefaith/

So I was speaking with god today(you can speak with god at:
Me:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html )
And here is the record:

Me:
I am sure you accept rape.
God:
What makes you so certain? Interesting gossip: god said I accept rape.
Me:
See you said it yourself.
God:
TTYL, god.
Me:
Hey don't walk away. I'm asking you a question
God:
Really you don't think so? Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? Sometimes.
Me:
Yes you are questionable, But do you accept rape?
God:
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am questionable But do me accept rape.
Me:
Speak english. Do you accept rape?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue. Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
So rape is a form of payment?
God:
I see. I think rape is more than that.