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Started 2 years ago by Oakley
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Oakley
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"closed-minded, intolerant atheists?!" wow. I never would have put those words together. Those non-believers are apologists for what? Are they just shallow?

Posted 2 years ago #
Elemenope
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I've never seen a more acrobatic creature than a squirrel.

Where I went to college, there were these black-furred mutant squirrels who were fearless and performed feats of acrobatics that had many calling it empirical evidence that we are, in fact, in the Matrix.
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"closed-minded, intolerant atheists?!" wow. I never would have put those words together. Those non-believers are apologists for what? Are they just shallow?

They do happen. I've even met intolerant Unitarians.

Posted 2 years ago #
Darwin
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Yes, but have you ever met a Jainist Jihadi? Show proper respect for human life or I'll kill you!

Posted 2 years ago #
UrsaMinor
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Speaking of jihadis, Darwin, I'm worried about the stuff that's going down in Pakistan right now. The Taseer assassination and the enthusiastic public reaction to it are pretty scary. Keep your head down, OK?

Posted 2 years ago #
Darwin
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Don't sweat it. That kind of crap is a Monday for us. We've had more assassinations in our sixty years than America in its more than 200.

Posted 2 years ago #
UrsaMinor
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Pakistan needs to find itself a new national sport, dude.

Posted 2 years ago #
Darwin
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South American countries start revolutions, we just straight out kill somebody.

Posted 2 years ago #
Mark the Pilgrim
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Ursa:

Pakistan needs to find itself a new national sport, dude.

Hey Darwin, you wanna know why Pakistan can never win the World Cup?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it!.

ZING!

Posted 2 years ago #
Darwin
Member

*narrows eyes*
Things could unpleasant "BOOM!!" for you. I'm not threatening you "BOOM!!".
Ah, screw it. We'll blow you up, OK? That's our thing. Don't harsh our buzz.

Posted 2 years ago #
yahweh
Member

OK, let me pile on Darwin (no offense bro)

Our state just moved the Suicide Hotline to Pakistan. Now when you call and say you are suicidal, the person on the phone gets all excited and asks if you know how to drive a truck.

ba-da-BOOM

Posted 2 years ago #
Nox
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To be fair, America did fund or encourage some of those assassinations. I think we should at least get partial credit.

Posted 2 years ago #
Darwin
Member

That Suicide Hotline joke cracked me up. My favourite suicide bomber joke is what does the suicide bomb class teacher say at the start of his lessons?

Watch closely, because I'm only going to do this once.

Posted 2 years ago #
UrsaMinor
Member

Is it true that suicide hotlines in fundamentalist Muslim areas are there to offer helpful tips?

Posted 2 years ago #
Mark the Pilgrim
Member

I have a really awful Muslim joke.

"So my Muslim friend and me went out clubbing yesterday. He was dressed to kill.
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He was wearing sandals, a backpack and a turban."

I claim the right to make that joke as I have Muslims in my family!

Posted 2 years ago #
Kodie
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Like, if all your friends went to bomb a crowded bus, I suppose you would go along too.

Sounds more like a mom.

Please don't hang yourself, sir. Don't you want your children to be proud of you?

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