I can answer theoretical differential diagnosis on some of these cases. Any ideas on the rest? Because the Multiple Sclerosis thing is kind of nifty if true. Okay, I know it's retarded (Cancer of the Kidney is not Hyperthyroidism which is an entirely different disease and often not caused by thyroid cancers) but it would be nice to simply assemble a rebuttal to these in case "some moron expects us to believe them".
Also I have been watching House on a marathon session since morning and it may have fried my brain.