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1. 

   James G
   Member

   I was on the Internet, engaging in a bit of 8-bit nostalgia, when I found out about a company called Wisdom Tree that made Christian games for the NES and Super NES. And boy, do they suck.

   One of the games, Super 3D Noah's Ark (the only unlicensed game ever commercially released for the Super NES), is a blatant rip off of Wolfenstein 3D with Noah trying to quell trouble on the Ark by shooting various animals with a catapult. Another release was the NES game Bible Adventures, a Mario Bros. 2 rip off featuring the stories of Noah, Moses and David & Goliath. My personal favourite, King of Kings, allows the player to control one of the three Kings as he searches for Frankincense to give to the baby Jesus.

   Super 3D Noah's Ark:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqsV7gjCfUc&feature=related

   Bible Adventures: Baby Moses

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k808oSKKsq8

   King of Kings:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGFwSG6rRvA

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. 

   Nox
   Member

   http://www.cracked.com/article_15672_praystation-6-most-misguided-christian-video-games.html

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. 

   Ty
   Moderator

   I want to play the bible game, "Solomon's Concubines."

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. 

   dutchhobbit
   Member

   Jesus turns water into wine would also be quite nice.

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. 

   Elemenope
   Moderator

   I want to play the bible game, "Solomon's Concubines."

   You want to play as one of Solomon's concubines?

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. 

   Jabster
   Member

   http://www.molleindustria.org/faith-fighter

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. 

   Ty
   Moderator

   "You want to play as one of Solomon's concubines? "

   And hang out in the harem with a couple thousand other concubines?

   HAWT.

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. 

   Jabster
   Member

   @Ty

   You do know what Solomon did to his concubines I presume?

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. 

   Ty
   Moderator

   Gave them silk nighties and pillows to have pillow fights with?

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. 

    Jabster
    Member

    Those aren't pillows!

    Posted 1 year ago #

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