What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with mosquito?
Nothing. You can't combine a scalar with a vector.
LOL!!! Nerd humor!
What is your favorite nerdy joke?
I love nerd humor
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Elemenope
ModeratorA bear is wandering in the woods, and while he was wandering he came upon two snakes, a male and a female, who seemed to be searching frantically for something.
Intrigued, the bear asks, "Hey, snakes, what are you looking for?"
The male snake says, "A log, of course."
"Why do you need a log?", the bear asks.
The female snake says, "Well, we're adders. We need logs to multiply."
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Jabster
Member@phrankygee
LOL ...
I am a sort of nerd a heart as the thought of a Speccy 48k stills brings a tear to my eye. Those where the days of real computing and none of this namby pamby stuff we have nowdays.
<waits for replies about computing from the 70's>
I should of course add that real men program in hex.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Elemenope
ModeratorThe inimitable pick-up lines:
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Baby, I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.
If I were an enzyme I’d be Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Posted 3 years ago # -
phrankygee
MemberMy brother goes every year. For free. He lives in SD, and has a press pass, so he has the Nerdiest Show on Earth land in his back yard once a year, and he doesn't have to spend a dime on travel, hotel, or even admission! AND, if that weren't enough, his Birthday falls during the event! Next year will be his 30th birthday, and I will be there with him!
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Ty
ModeratorFelicia Day is the only remaining reason I'd go to comic con. I used to want to go to meet Paul Cornell, but then I met him in the course of my work. That's happened with all of the other people I really wanted to meet, too. Except maybe John Barrowman. I'd like to meet him, but I'm not sure if my heterosexuality is strong enough to resist going a little gay for Captain Jack.
But I can't imagine any work related thing that will cause me to meet Felicia, so I think going to comic con would be the only way.
Total nerd cred here: Today I had lunch with the person who wrote this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Measure_of_a_Man_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)
She bought me baklava for desert.
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phrankygee
MemberNot that nerdy, but my favorite "walks into a bar" joke.
Three ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says "Can't you read? We don't serve ropes in here!" Sure enough, once they retreat outside, they see the sign in the window.
No Ropes Allowed!
One of the ropes decides to re-enter, incognito. He puts on a suit and a necktie, and strolls right up to the bar, ordering a drink.
"Excuse me,", says the barman, "but aren't you a rope?"
"Oh, heavens no!" says the rope. "I'm a traveling businessman!"
"I don't think so", said the man. "See, you have a long, flexible middle like a rope, and two ends like a rope, and I says yer a rope! Now get outta' here before I go get my scissors and make thread out of you!"
Dismayed, the rope heads out, where his friends were watching.
Rope 2 thought he had a better idea for a disguise. Tying his middle in a loose knot, he donned a cape and a fake mustache, and entered.
"Excuse me," said the barman, "but are you, by any chance, a rope?"
"Of course not," the rope said in his best Austrian accent. "I am a visiting Count! You do not recognize me?"
"Oh, I think I do", said the bartender, cracking a menacing smile. "You may not have quite as long and flexible a middle as your buddy, but you still got two ends like a rope, and I says yer a rope! Now get!" With this he reached beneath the bar and extracted a pair of scissors. The rope fled.
The third rope tied his middle into a tight, multilayered knot, until he was nearly spherical, and hid his two ends by fraying them wildly. Secure that he looked almost entirely unropelike, he entered, bellying up to the bar and ordering a drink. To his delight, he was served, even though the barman was eyeing him with some puzzlement. He finished his drink and ordered another. As the barman poured,he asked the question.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, and I hope you won't think me rude, but you're not, by any chance, a rope, are you?"
"No." he answered. "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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It's more like a riddle but I laugh when people don't get it:
A sail boat circles the earth at the equator. Which part travels the most distance?
Answer:
The Mast/crowsnest
It's so obvious
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