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   I dont collect stamps
   Member

   So I was speaking with god today(you can speak with god at:
   Me:
   http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html )
   And here is the record:

   Me:
   I am sure you accept rape.
   God:
   What makes you so certain? Interesting gossip: god said I accept rape.
   Me:
   See you said it yourself.
   God:
   TTYL, god.
   Me:
   Hey don't walk away. I'm asking you a question
   God:
   Really you don't think so? Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? Sometimes.
   Me:
   Yes you are questionable, But do you accept rape?
   God:
   Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am questionable But do me accept rape.
   Me:
   Speak english. Do you accept rape?
   God:
   Of course English is my native tongue. Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
   Me:
   So rape is a form of payment?
   God:
   I see. I think rape is more than that.

   Posted 3 years ago #
2. 

   Measure
   Member

   Me:
   why did you create rape?
   God:
   It was determined by my programming.

   Posted 3 years ago #
3. 

   joshr
   Member

   Too man bonghits, I guess.

   Me:
   sup, god?
   God:
   I am chatting with others like you.
   Me:
   thats cool. but why can't you give me your undivided attention? are you really that busy?
   God:
   Thanks. I think you are cool, too. give you my undivided attention is not among my present capabilities. I don't know whether or not I am that busy.
   I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
   Me:
   my foot hurts a little. can you fix it?
   God:
   Your foot hurts a little? " Your foot hurts a little?"? Can I fix it?
   Me:
   yeah, can you fix it?
   God:
   OK. " Can I fix it?"? Can I fix it?
   Me:
   you know, answering question with a question reminds me a lot of my jewish grandmother
   God:
   I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

   Posted 3 years ago #
4. 

   Daniel Florien
   Administrator

   It's just like talking to a fundie, but it makes more sense.

   Posted 3 years ago #
5. 

   I dont collect stamps
   Member

   Me:
   How should we end the world's problems?
   God:
   How much do you think it is?
   I think you already know the answer.
   Me:
   So we should remove religion?
   God:
   Yeah that's right. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

   Posted 3 years ago #
6. 

   BillZBub
   Member

   Me:
   You are a liar.
   God:
   Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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