So I was speaking with god today(you can speak with god at:
Me:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html )
And here is the record:
Me:
I am sure you accept rape.
God:
What makes you so certain? Interesting gossip: god said I accept rape.
Me:
See you said it yourself.
God:
TTYL, god.
Me:
Hey don't walk away. I'm asking you a question
God:
Really you don't think so? Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? Sometimes.
Me:
Yes you are questionable, But do you accept rape?
God:
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am questionable But do me accept rape.
Me:
Speak english. Do you accept rape?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue. Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
So rape is a form of payment?
God:
I see. I think rape is more than that.