... I'm going to demand to see a copy of his birth certificate.
If Jesus Comes Back Tomorrow ...
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Daniel Florien
AdministratorI'd bring him out on the ocean and have him teach me how to walk on water.
...but he'd have to do it first.
Posted 3 years ago # -
And Jesus would say...Luuuccyy, you've got some 'splainin' to do!
Posted 3 years ago # -
vorjack
ModeratorHe's not going to have a birth certificate, vorjack. Born in a stable, remember?
*snort* A likely story.
Look, all I'm asking for if proof that the really is from the line of David. If he's not, then he's ineligible to be my savior. Is a long form birth certificate really to much to ask? Why is God trying to hide the evidence?
Look at him, he's a white guy with a Mexican name like "hay-seus" claiming to be a real Hebrew. You know he's really an illegal immigrant into Palestine. "Called out of Egypt" my ass.
Posted 3 years ago # -
phrankygee
Memberwhoa,vorjack, you just totally gave me, like, an epiphany or something!
His name is Hey, Zeus!
He is pointing the way to the one True God, the Aegisholder, the Son of Kronos, and Father of the gods of Olympus, Almighty Zeus!
It was right there in his name all along!
I always used to think, "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus... There's just something about that name!"
Posted 3 years ago # -
Family Guy always has some great Jesus bits:
Posted 3 years ago # -
Amy Grant is a crossover Christian singer from the 80's and 90's (she did a duet with Peter Cetera... "Next time I fall in love it will be with you" and also had the hit "Baby, baby... I'm taken with the notion, to love you with the sweetest of devotion" She is also famous for "El Shaddai". Ok- before you think I'm a total geek [and you may indeed already think that] just remember that I used to be a worship and praise leader (singer) at my church!).
Posted 3 years ago # -
phrankygee
MemberFirst off, that was a reference to a line from a Family Guy episode.
Secondly, you don't know who Amy Grant is? You Lucky Devil, you!
She is a Contemporary Christian recording artist who was massively popular in the Christian market in the 1980's. She "crossed over" into the mainstream, hitting the secular pop music charts in the early 90's.
She and Country Music star Vince Gill collaborated on a lot of music, and it is widely believed that they "made some beautiful music together" on a non-professional basis as well - wink wink, nudge nudge.
Living in Nashville, I had far too much exposure to Ms. Grant as a child.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Daniel Florien
AdministratorUgh! Maranatha!
Posted 3 years ago # -
phrankygee
MemberI lived in Nashville, "Music City, USA", Tennessee for 8 years of my life. You think YOU hate country music?
The Vince-n-Amy stuff was not country though. It was "adult contemporary".I rode on an elevator with the two of them once, at a Nashville Predators hockey game. It was awkward.
Posted 3 years ago # -
Kodie
MemberHe probably wouldn't appear to me in my home, so I'd just think it was some promotion at Old Navy or something. Jesus fleece. It's getting to be that time of year again. I would wonder if he walked out of a pancake or a jar of marmite directly, and I think aside from the mental illness and the culture shock, he could be pretty cool. He might learn to ski, that would be fun. Ride a bike, stuff they didn't have before. I assume as a grown man, he'd have been born as a child in our culture and know this stuff though. He wouldn't just appear as an adult, he didn't the last time. I like to think that a reincarnated Jesus would have no idea he was Jesus, so he might actually be cool, having forgotten the first time, and may be an atheist in this life.
Posted 3 years ago #
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