{"id":2925,"date":"2008-01-07T14:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adrianwarnock.com\/2008\/01\/27th-most-read-post-best-blond-joke-ever\/"},"modified":"2008-01-07T14:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T14:29:00","slug":"27th-most-read-post-best-blond-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/adrianwarnock\/2008\/01\/27th-most-read-post-best-blond-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"27th Most Read Post &#8211; Best Blond Joke . . . Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><strong><em>No. 27<\/em><\/strong> on the list of <a href=\"http:\/\/adrianwarnock.com\/2008\/01\/introducing-my-most-widely-read-blog.htm\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">most-read posts on this blog<\/a> appeared on January 14, 2006, and linked to this hilarious joke. Its popularity was measured by the number of visits to the post in the last half of 2007. <a href=\"http:\/\/adrianwarnock.com\/2006\/01\/best-blond-joke-in-world-ever.htm\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The original post <\/a>is reprinted here in its entirety\u2014just follow the link below to read the joke.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you are like me, then you like jokes. Jokes often take a group of people and poke fun at them for appearing to be stupid. For some reason, jokes about \u201cdumb blonds\u201d seem to be among the funniest jokes of all.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to find the funniest blond joke the world has ever seen, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theblackrepublican.net\/archives\/003231.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">CLICK HERE!<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No. 27 on the list of most-read posts on this blog appeared on January 14, 2006, and linked to this hilarious joke. Its popularity was measured by the number of visits to the post in the last half of 2007. 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