\u201cNever trust a dog to watch your food\u201d Patrick, age 10<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen your dad is mad and asks you, \u2018Do I look stupid?\u2019 don\u2019t answer\u201d Hannah, 9<\/p>\n
\u201cNever tell your mom her diet\u2019s not working\u201d Michael, 14<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen your mom is mad at your dad, don\u2019t let her brush your hair\u201d Taylia,>10<\/p>\n
\u201cPuppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac\u201d * Andrew, 9
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\u201cNever hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time\u201d * Kyoyo, 9<\/p>\n
\u201cYou can\u2019t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk\u201d * Armir, 9<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts\u201d * Kellie, 11<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse\u201d * Naomi, 15<\/p>\n
\u201cFelt markers are not good to use as lipstick\u201d * Lauren, 9<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t pick on your sister when she\u2019s holding a baseball bat\u201d * Joel,10<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she\u2019s on the phone\u201d Alyesha, 13<\/p>\n
\u201cNever try to baptize a cat\u201d Eileen, 8<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cNever trust a dog to watch your food\u201d Patrick, age 10 \u201cWhen your dad is mad and asks you, \u2018Do I look stupid?\u2019 don\u2019t answer\u201d Hannah, 9 \u201cNever tell your mom her diet\u2019s not working\u201d Michael, 14 \u201cWhen your mom is mad at your dad, don\u2019t let her brush your hair\u201d Taylia,>10 \u201cPuppies still have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1268,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"yoast_head":"\n