{"id":1078,"date":"2012-12-13T00:01:51","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T07:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/afewgrownmen\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2012-12-19T16:28:23","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T23:28:23","slug":"a-mans-stomach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/afewgrownmen\/2012\/12\/a-mans-stomach\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man&#8217;s Stomach"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Sometime a man\u2019s stomach defines him. Take the other night, for example, when I ordered a pizza in a Cincinnati hotel after a weekend of speaking.<\/p>\n<p>My wife and I talked on the phone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI just ordered a Dominos pizza, and I\u2019m eating it here on the bed, watching <em>Battleship<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow\u2019s the pizza?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTerrible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what are you gonna eat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I paused. \u201cThe pizza.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI thought you said it was terrible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt is. Probably one of the worst I\u2019ve ever tasted.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo how much did you eat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Another guilty pause<em>. <\/em><em>\u201cThe whole thing.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometime a man\u2019s stomach defines him. Take the other night, for example, when I ordered a pizza in a Cincinnati hotel after a weekend of speaking. 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