{"id":1641,"date":"2013-06-19T00:01:29","date_gmt":"2013-06-19T06:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/afewgrownmen\/?p=1641"},"modified":"2013-06-18T12:09:35","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T18:09:35","slug":"what-if-jesus-applied-for-a-job-at-your-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/afewgrownmen\/2013\/06\/what-if-jesus-applied-for-a-job-at-your-church\/","title":{"rendered":"What if Jesus applied for a job at your church?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>[CHURCH OFFICE SETTING. TWO MEN SEATED ACROSS A DESK FROM ONE ANOTHER.]<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Your name, sir?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Your\u00a0<em>full<\/em>\u00a0name?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Jesus of Nazareth.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER:\u00a0<em>Jesus F. Nazareth.<\/em>\u00a0All right Mr. Nazareth. Tell me, why do you want to work at First Church?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: I\u2019m here to proclaim the good news to the poor, freedom for the captive and sight for the blind, to set the oppressed free and proclaim the year of the Lord\u2019s favor.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Well, that\u2019s a rather ambitious agenda. But at First Church we like employees who think big! So how to you plan to accomplish these lofty goals?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: I\u2019ll recruit a dozen men and lead them through a series of challenges over the course of three years. I\u2019ll show them how to minister to others.\u00a0I\u2019ll test them at every turn, to see whether they have true faith.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: That\u2019s it?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: And then what?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: They\u2019ll change the world.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: I\u2019m sorry Mr. Nazareth, but I\u2019m having a hard time seeing where that kind of ministry fits into our church\u2019s strategic plan.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Strategic plan?<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: First Church adopted a strategic plan 2 years ago. We\u2019re targeting young families with children as a key growth demographic. Parents and kids are under such pressures today and we want to help them be healthier.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: An admirable goal. How do you hope to achieve it?<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: We\u2019re rapidly expanding our offerings for children. We\u2019ve hired 2 new youth staff and recently broken ground on a new youth building.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Why are you doing this?<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Mr. Nazareth, don\u2019t be na\u00efve. If we don\u2019t offer quality children\u2019s and youth programs, women will choose another church. As you know, women are the religious decision makers in the home. And if we lose women we also lose our volunteer base.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: What about your men? Are they being actively discipled?<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: We have a men\u2019s ministry. They meet for a monthly pancake breakfast in the church basement.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: That\u2019s not what I asked.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Mr. Nazareth, I believe I\u2019m conducting the interview here. Now let\u2019s say we hired you to challenge 12 men for a few years. What about all the other men? Won\u2019t they feel left out?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Some will.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: You see, that just won\u2019t fly around here. Our goal is to reach as many people as possible. Our slogan is, \u201cThere\u2019s a place for you at First Church.\u201d We don\u2019t exclude anyone \u2013 and we don\u2019t put any limits on God.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: If you never single a man out and call him to greatness, he will never become great.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Excuse me?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: I tell you the truth: every man secretly dreams of being called into an elite group and molded into something extraordinary. That\u2019s what I intend to do with a limited number of men.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Elite group? You make it sound like the Navy Seals. What if your challenges are so tough that men drop out of your group? Won\u2019t these men feel alienated from our church? They might go around and spread lies about us, accuse us of being a cult, that sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: Many are called but few are chosen. One cannot be faithful to God\u2019s call without incurring criticism. Yet I tell you the truth: if you call and train a handful of faithful men you can change the world. In a generation, you will have the healthy families you seek.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Mr. Nazareth, we are totally down with your good news to the poor message, but I can\u2019t see how you get from A to B. How does working with one small group of men result in the outcomes you\u2019ve described? How can we lavish limited church resources on such a tiny number of members, who quite frankly, being men, just don\u2019t offer the R.O.I.?<\/p>\n<p>JESUS: As these men change, the church will change, and your city will change. And at the risk of appealing to your flesh, your church will double in size over the next five years if you do the things I\u2019ve told you.<\/p>\n<p>INTERVIEWER: Well, Mr. Nazareth, I need to be at a planning meeting for the upcoming youth retreat in a few minutes. It\u2019s been very nice to meet you and we\u2019ll be in touch. [REACHES OUT TO SHAKE HANDS] Ooooh, that\u2019s a wicked scar. How did you get that?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 See more at: http:\/\/churchformen.com\/discipling-men\/jesus-christ-job-applicant\/. 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