{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"The Allergic Pagan","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/allergicpagan","author_name":"John Halstead","author_url":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/allergicpagan\/author\/allergicpagan\/","title":"Want To Be A Pagan?: \"Climb a Fucking Tree!\"","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"wQNNWhqOeZ\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/allergicpagan\/2016\/02\/18\/climb-a-fucking-tree\/\">Want To Be A Pagan?: &#8220;Climb a Fucking Tree!&#8221;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/allergicpagan\/2016\/02\/18\/climb-a-fucking-tree\/embed\/#?secret=wQNNWhqOeZ\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Want To Be A Pagan?: &#8220;Climb a Fucking Tree!&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; The Allergic Pagan\" data-secret=\"wQNNWhqOeZ\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/363\/2016\/02\/maxresdefault.jpg","thumbnail_width":1200,"thumbnail_height":831,"description":"\"If you want to worship nature, you don\u2019t need a sunwheel, pentacle, or a goddess to do so \u2013 go out and climb a fucking tree, sit in its branches, learn ecology, listen to the wind rustling the leaves through the branches, watch the squirrels, strip naked and swim in the river as the sun sets. Then do whatever it takes to stop those fuckers who wanna cut that tree cause all they see is dollar signs. You don\u2019t need a European god or goddess to tell you life is sacred.\""}