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\u201cWe have all noticed a pattern in this country,\u201d said Eva Vazquez, a successful Brooklyn-based sex worker. \u201cA bunch of lonely dudes who can\u2019t get laid get together and spread their hate. We see this as a charitable act that can really benefit society.\u201d<\/p>\n

When asked what their specific approach will be, Ms. Vazquez had this to say. \u201cIt\u2019s simple, really. We\u2019ve already got the funds from our GoFundMe campaign. We\u2019ve hired a bus. We\u2019ve purchased hundreds of pocket p*****s. We\u2019ve got plenty of protection and even a few armed bodyguards. We\u2019re going to f**k the hate out of them and then leave them with a toy that they can carry with them any time their racism, bigotry, and homophobia start bubbling to the surface.\u201d<\/p>\n

Though support for this group has been through the roof, not everyone is impressed. Texas Senator Ted Cruz\u00a0 was appalled by the idea. \u201cI can\u2019t believe what this country is coming to. You\u2019re tackling sin with more sin. We all know this won\u2019t work. The only way to stop gun violence is to eliminate 90% of the country\u2019s doors.\u201d<\/p>\n

When asked a follow-up question, Senator Cruz stormed off, yelling something about not wanting to miss his flight to Cancun.<\/p>\n

Time will tell whether this campaign will be successful or not, but if it is, you can bet the phrase \u201cthe only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a bad girl with a dildo\u201d will catch on quicker than an incel\u2019s first orgasm.<\/p>\n

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