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<\/iframe>\n<\/p>Capitalizing on the ongoing surge in mindfulness popularity, comedian, actor, and motivational speaker Kyle Cease has produced a witty look into meditation in the contemporary world. Borrowing the last name of my favorite figure skater, Kyle co-comments on an Olympics-styled competition between three meditators:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>An average Joe, just starting out (rather strangely said to be from Bangladesh)<\/li>\n<li>A super-metaphysical gadget-laiden hippyesque woman, and<\/li>\n<li>An Asian clad with all of the Western world\u2019s projections of what a spiritual Asian man should have, including \u201c247 Caves meditated in\u201d and \u201cKnows the Dalai Lama: Yes\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nBrilliantly, the ensuing \u201ccompetition\u201d highlights at least a few of the realities people face when undertaking meditation in ordinary life, with the winner announcing \u2013 rather blandly but honestly: \u201cIt was mostly just about sitting there.\u201d<\/p>\nFuture autobiography title?<\/p>\nOther funny takes on meditation can be found at:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/americanbuddhist\/2015\/11\/australias-next-top-guru-parody.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\">Australia\u2019s Next Top Guru (Parody)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/americanbuddhist\/2012\/11\/buddhism-in-pop-culture-namaste-portlandias-meditation-crush.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\">Buddhism in pop-culture? Namaste. Portlandia\u2019s Meditation Crush.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/americanbuddhist\/2012\/12\/are-you-a-buddhist-wanker-jerk-humor.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\">Are you a Buddhist Wanker (Jerk)? \u2013 (Humor)<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Capitalizing on the ongoing surge in mindfulness popularity, comedian, actor, and motivational speaker Kyle Cease has produced a witty look into meditation in the contemporary world. 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