{"id":763,"date":"2006-02-20T05:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T05:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/americanbuddhist\/2006\/02\/life-the-funniesthappiest-day-ever\/"},"modified":"2006-02-20T05:34:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T05:34:00","slug":"life-the-funniesthappiest-day-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/americanbuddhist\/2006\/02\/life-the-funniesthappiest-day-ever.html","title":{"rendered":"Life: the Funniest\/Happiest Day Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Today must be the funniest\/happiest day of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Yes. It is true.<\/p>\n<p>Well, maybe not.<\/p>\n<p>In an attempt to \u2018shake it up\u2019 for my loyal reader(s), I was thinking I\u2019d toss together a top-ten list \u2013 we\u2019ll see if\/how that works\u2026<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%\">10)   <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Happy:<\/span> I got 50 pounds of sushi rice at costco \u2013 sweeet, thanks Mom and Dad!<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">9)      <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Funny:<\/span>  I\u2019ve been nominated for multiple <a href=\"http:\/\/zenunbound.com\/2006\/02\/announcement-blogisattva-award.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Blogisattva<\/span><\/a> awards!  <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Blogisattva <\/span>loosely translates as \u2018a blog-being\u2019 or \u2018one en route to blog-hood\u2019 \u2013 vote for me, vote often.  <\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">8)     <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Happy: <\/span>Spent half the day with my parents, belatedly celebrating my Bristol graduation \u2013 went to a restaurant with exactly two menu items without meat \u2013 both smothered in cheese (being a vegan, if I ever get there, will be interesting).<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">7)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Funny:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woodmoorvillage.org\/2006\/02\/heres_phoenix_o.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nacho gets hit in the face with a baskettball<\/a>, learns mindfulness lesson \u2013 bruises heal, mindfulness is forever.<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">6)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Happy: <\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kbga.org\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">KBGA, College Radio 89.9FM<\/a> celebrates another great RADIOTHON (fund raiser) \u2013 I used to work for these guys (DJ, Promotions Manager, Business Manager) and it\u2019s great to hear them still rockin\u2019 out and making people happy (even though I\u2019m now a near-total NPR convert, I still switch \u2018back\u2019 from time to time).<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">5)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Funny: <\/span> eh\u2026 I got nothin\u2026 <\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">4)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Happy:<\/span>  just fillin in the blanks \u2026.<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">3)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Funny:<\/span>  \u2026 did ya hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, and the <a href='https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/library\/buddhism' target='_blank'>buddhist<\/a> monk?  me either.<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size:85%\">2)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Happy:<\/span> Dove Commercial, \u2018<a href=\"http:\/\/www.campaignforrealbeauty.com\/commercial.asp?src=homecommerciallink\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Campaign for Real Beauty<\/a>\u2018 (found on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patiastephens.com\/2006\/02\/love-love-love-this.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Patia\u2019s blog<\/a>) \u2013 three cheers for fighting social stereotypes and getting people to love themselves, just as they are!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And (drumroll please)<span style=\"font-size:85%\"> the <\/span><span style=\"font-size:85%\"> # 1 contributor to Justin\u2019s Funniest\/Happiest Day Ever\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%\">1)    <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Funny:<\/span> David Hasselhoff sings    \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Hooked on a feeling<\/a>\u201d \u2013 Quite possibly the most beautifully coreographed piece of David\u2019s career, simply stunning backdrops, and the voice you all know and love so much\u2026 A must see.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Now, if you\u2019ve surfed around a bit and seen some of what I\u2019ve seen, I\u2019m sure you\u2019re at least a bit happier \ud83d\ude42 And isn\u2019t that what life is all about? 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In an attempt to \u2018shake it up\u2019 for my loyal reader(s), I was thinking I\u2019d toss together a top-ten list \u2013 we\u2019ll see if\/how that works\u2026 10) Happy: I got 50 pounds of sushi rice at costco \u2013 sweeet, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":118,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Life: the Funniest\/Happiest Day Ever<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Today must be the funniest\/happiest day of my life.Yes. 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