{"id":658107,"date":"2018-08-08T19:35:07","date_gmt":"2018-08-09T00:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/andygill\/?p=658107"},"modified":"2018-08-08T19:36:20","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T00:36:20","slug":"a-modern-day-parable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/andygill\/a-modern-day-parable\/","title":{"rendered":"A Modern Day Parable…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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The Broccoli Tree: A Parable<\/h3>\n
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The other day, I hopped onto Snapchat for the first time in months\u2026<\/p>\n
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Opened Snapchat 4 the 1st time in months; skimmed thru their news feed which immediately threw a vid of XXXTentacions murder in my face, then shifted to Barstool who just made fun of Bron\u2019s squats &, I closed out after being informed some dog died.<\/p>\n
No wonder we\u2019re all depressed.<\/p>\n
\u2014 andy gill (@itsandygill) July 12, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n