{"id":214,"date":"2013-06-11T05:56:35","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T12:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/askangus\/?p=214"},"modified":"2013-06-10T18:29:34","modified_gmt":"2013-06-11T01:29:34","slug":"askangus14-the-invisible-broom-closet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/askangus\/2013\/06\/askangus14-the-invisible-broom-closet\/","title":{"rendered":"AskAngus14: The Invisible Broom Closet"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2013\/06\/BB1207ang-e1370912784857.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-217\" title=\"BB1207ang\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2013\/06\/BB1207ang-e1370912784857.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"327\" height=\"480\"><\/a>Betwixt-and-Between: What would be your best advice to a \u201cbaby pagan\u201d?\u00a0One who, due to the economy, has moved back in with her Christian parents and isn\u2019t particularly keen on announcing a sudden interest in everything they find most unthinkable?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Dear Twixt&amp;Tween,<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, your plight is altogether common. Many folks who are new to Witchy Ways have been forced to stuff themselves back into the broom closet when their life takes a bad bounce or two. Moving back in with the \u2018rents is stressful enough, but when one has to squelch one\u2019s Faith in the process it\u2019s doubly painful. And Paganism being such an open and freeing religion to immerse oneself in\u2026\u2026.well, the situation just SUCKS is all.<\/p>\n<p>But here\u2019s the deal, Twixt. There are several easy strategies you can employ that can get you through this rough time.<\/p>\n<p>1) <strong>Hiding in plain sight<\/strong>. So your Conservative Christian overlords frown on Pagan Altars in your bedroom? Fine. No problem. How are they with candles? Houseplants? Scarves with Celtic knotwork designs?<\/p>\n<p>With a little ingenuity one can carve a devotional corner to Aphrodite (or Herne, or Isis, or Chango) out of innocuous items that to an untrained eye will just resemble a shelf of knick-knacks. You may not be able to have it \u2018dripping with Pentacles\u2019, but you can probably get away four or five small candles in elemental colors and a bowl of oak leaves. Whatever resonates with you \u2013 wherever you can find it!<\/p>\n<p>2) <strong>Services are 24\/7<\/strong>. \u201cChurch\u201d is a strange word to most pagans. We don\u2019t go to a building to worship for one hour every Sunday,\u00a0and we don\u2019t have a gigantic monolithic, monotheistic corporation hanging over us and guiding our every question and response.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_215\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-215\" style=\"width: 403px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2013\/06\/Verbena_bonariensis1.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-215  \" title=\"Verbena_bonariensis1\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2013\/06\/Verbena_bonariensis1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"302\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-215\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tell your Mother this plant on your bookshelf is \u201cVerbana\u201d. You\u2019ll know that it\u2019s your altar, and its Vervain.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li>Church, to a Witch, is whenever you step outside in the morning.<\/li>\n<li>Church is when Mother Moon rises.<\/li>\n<li>Church is when you take a\u00a0strange way home from work one day and later learn there was a car accident on the main path.<\/li>\n<li>Church is when you wake up crying tears of joy over a beautiful dream that showed you the way through a problem.<\/li>\n<li>Church is feeling the sublime stillness at the moment of the Summer Solstice and knowing exactly where you are on the Wheel of the Year.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And all of these \u2018Services\u2019 can be experienced whenever and wherever you happen to be.<\/p>\n<p>3) <strong>Thoughts and Feelings are invisible<\/strong>. A good friend of mine did a lot of traveling up and down the Coast of California, and he used to have what he called \u201cBus Rituals\u201d. He\u2019d be on a Trailways bus, with nothing to do for 4 or 6 hours (except breathe and not fall off his seat), and so he would go into deep trance and concoct elaborate, gorgeous, intricate Sabbat rituals in his mind, starring entire Pantheons of Goddesses, long dead scientists, popular movie stars and musical innovators. Or just him and the God and Goddess. Whatever he could think up, whomever he wished, whenever he had enough time.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_216\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-216\" style=\"width: 461px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2013\/06\/nightshade.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-216\" title=\"nightshade\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2013\/06\/nightshade.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"346\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-216\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is \u2018nightshade\u2019, right? No need to tell them that its also \u201cBelladonna\u201d (let alone \u201cDeadly Nightshade\u201d)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>4) <strong>Physical Fitness is Spiritual Fitness<\/strong>. If you MUST get out from under the protective (read: \u2018smothering\u2019) wing of the Parents, tell them you are going to taking a walk. And do so.\u00a0But stop at your favorite trees and feel their deep wisdom. Pile little rocks at that odd corner of the parking lot. Pick flowers and place them at that bluff that overlooks the valley. Leave trinkets in branches. Offer snacks to the fairies. Get out and Experience your newfound Earth-Based Religion.<\/p>\n<p>As annoying as this move is, in some ways in can benefit your explorations into the Occult. You are going to have to work harder at your Craft, Twixt, and go deeper into your being to find your answers. The good news is that you already possess all of the tools that you will need for this journey. And you can be a witch at anytime, in any place and with anybody present. You\u2019ll just be an invisible witch for awhile.<\/p>\n<p>~Ask Angus<\/p>\n<p>@AngusMcMahan<\/p>\n<p>Send your questions to: angusmcmahan@gmail.com<\/p>\n<p>Pics from the Author and Wikipedia commons.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Church, to a Witch, is whenever you step outside in the morning. Church is when Mother Moon rises. Church is when you take a strange way home from work one day and later learn there was a car accident on the main path. Church is when you wake up crying tears of joy over a beautiful dream that showed you the way through a problem. 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