{"id":58,"date":"2013-03-14T09:25:49","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T16:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/askangus\/?p=58"},"modified":"2013-03-14T09:25:49","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T16:25:49","slug":"askangus4-i-have-a-dream-about-jesus-on-a-ufo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/askangus\/2013\/03\/askangus4-i-have-a-dream-about-jesus-on-a-ufo\/","title":{"rendered":"AskAngus4: I have a Dream, about Jesus on a UFO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\"\"<\/a>Dear Ask Angus<\/strong>,<\/p>\n

Briony: How do you know if your having or have had a \u201cwitch dream\u201d? Being a person that rarely if ever remembers a dream, this is my\u00a0quandary. I only remember my lucid dreams, very\u00a0vivid and in color, etc. What makes a witch dream stand out?<\/p>\n

Dear Briony,<\/p>\n

Ooh! New term alert! I honestly had never heard of the term \u201cWitch Dream\u201d before. But that\u2019s not too surprising. I rarely make any distinction between my religious life and my mundane life. To me \u201cWitch Dream\u201d is a redundant phrase. Every dream I have is a Witch Dream, just like every hike I take is a Pagan Hike, and every corn fritter I eat is the Holy Eucharist.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s like in those bad \u2018B\u2019 Sci-Fi movies, where all of the cheap sets and props are rendered more \u2018realistic\u2019 by adjoining the moniker \u201cSpace\u201d ahead of the item: \u201cSpace Food!\u201d \u201cSpace Gun!\u201d \u201cSpace Blonde!\u201d and so on.<\/p>\n

So I was unfamiliar with the term. (I never claim to know everything, dear Constant Reader, just to have an opinion on everything.) So I we\u2019re-not-supposed-to-Google-things-cuz-they\u2019re-all-corporate-now and found the following responses to my query:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. KEY WORDS : bad luck, feeling cursed, Evil, mother in law, manipulative, interfering, scheming<\/li>\n
  2. SEE ALSO : Zombies : Werewolf : Vampires : Death : Demons : Hauntings : Guns : Fights : Knives : Intruders : Rapes : Harry Potter :<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    So it appears that the Intertubes will not be helping us in this quest. (*sigh)<\/p>\n

    My thinking, Dear Briony, is this: Does the Goddess (sub in the Diety of your choice) speak to me in my dreams? You bet\u2019cha! But She (he, it, they) also speak to me through my morning glass of Strawberry Quik. If the Dark Lady has something she needs me to know, then She will SPEAK TO ME, through every available portal, dimension, and orifice.<\/p>\n

    And she will continue to hound me until I finally flippin\u2019 GET IT.<\/p>\n

    So if you have a non-lucid dream that stays with you, then yes, this could very well be a communication from the Great Beyond. And you best starting get some action under your belt pronto, because when the Goddess starts tapping her foot in frustration, worlds are shaken.<\/p>\n

    Dear Ask Angus<\/strong>,<\/p>\n

    Anith: One of the earliest things I was taught was to always invoke the goddess first and devoke her last, because she is All, and the god is contained within her. \u00a0But I notice it happens differently in some rituals I\u2019ve attended\u2013 and sometimes might make some kind of internal sense based on the time of year or focus of the ritual. \u00a0Do they just not know, or are they doing it on purpose? \u00a0If it is on purpose, what is the rationale?<\/p>\n

    Dear Anith,<\/p>\n

    Ah yes, the sacred pecking order of the Dramatis Personae. Everybody learns just one of the 6* ways to do this, and we stick to it for years, decades, lifetimes. But here\u2019s the thing:<\/p>\n

      \n
    • Group A over there does it in a different order (Say, cast, quarters, Goddess, God and then devoke them in the SAME ORDER). Do you see their circle suddenly enveloped in fire?<\/li>\n
    • Group B over yonder waves their arms around vaguely and then invokes 18 different dieties and then starts the Working. Do you see their circle suddenly disappear in a sinkhole of poison gas?<\/li>\n
    • For that matter Group C puts on their Nice Clothes and goes to a special building one day a week and prays earnestly for direction to be provided by their Savior. Do you see their congregation suddenly vaporize in a phaser blast from the orbiting starship U.S.S. Christalmighty?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      Nope, nope, and gee-that-would-be-kinda-cool-but-nope.<\/p>\n

      Each group, trad, path and solitary finds a way to get the \u2018ol Ritual ball rolling that works for them. And that\u2019s the point: It does work for them. Everybody\u2019s way works. Whatever gets you across the threshold and in the presence of the Divine is the way that works for you.<\/p>\n

      (Its when we puny hu-mans make the logical fallacy misstep that just because it works for me then it must be the One, Right, True and Only way for everyone to do it \u2013 that worlds are shaken.)<\/p>\n

      My belief is that Diety is much more interested in our intent than our procedure.<\/p>\n

      So, Dear Anith, in short: Yes, they DO know exactly what they are doing, and yes, they are doing it on purpose. What is their purpose in doing it in that order? Beats me, but after the ritual let\u2019s go ask \u2019em and learn a little about their belief system. That sounds like fun to me.<\/p>\n

      ~ Ask Angus<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Send your questions to:\u00a0angusmcmahan@gmail.com<\/p>\n

      *number pulled directly from the aether (\u2018aether\u2019 is here pronounced as \u201cmy ass\u201d)<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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