{"id":847,"date":"2017-03-19T22:11:09","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T05:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/askangus\/?p=847"},"modified":"2017-03-20T07:10:46","modified_gmt":"2017-03-20T14:10:46","slug":"ask-angus-36-latin-frog-spirits-venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/askangus\/2017\/03\/ask-angus-36-latin-frog-spirits-venus\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask Angus #36: Latin Frog Spirits on Venus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><em>Note from Angus: Hello, Constant Reader. Its been awhile for the Ask Angus experience and I apologize. I have been busy moving my household, training for my 4th triathlon, and finishing up the always popular Pantheacon <a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2017\/03\/IMG_7327-e1489984061388.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-849\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-849 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2017\/03\/IMG_7327-e1489984061388-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_7327\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angus-land.com\/2017\/02\/pantheacon-2017-part-1-thursday.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">RECAPS<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Speaking of Popular: My earnest, hard-working Editor (and Pretty Hair Twin), <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/panmankey\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\">Jason Mankey<\/a>, supports me in my effort to dust-off this here blog, and helpfully sent along a list of the most popular search terms here on Patheos.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>His meaning, of course, being that I could \u201cgenerate more traffic\u201d if I could somehow incorporate things like\u2026\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong> Is Genesis history <\/strong>(yes, but not the literal kind)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Sadhguru <\/strong>(That\u2019s the number game with the empty grids, right?)<\/li>\n<li><strong>What is wisdom <\/strong>(The result of innumerable failures)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Origin of Hinduism <\/strong>(Way\u2026\u2026WAY back)<\/li>\n<li><strong> What is Taoism <\/strong>(It just \u2018is\u2019)<\/li>\n<li><strong>What is magic <\/strong>(heck, what ISN\u2019T magic?)<\/li>\n<li><strong>When Was Christianity Founded <\/strong>(A short time ago)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Judaism History <\/strong>(Much longer ago)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Judaism origin <\/strong>(the same longer ago)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Pagan\u00a0rituals <\/strong>(The longest agogo)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Antichrist in the bible <\/strong>(The only place he is, IMO)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Oshun <\/strong>(We need her, like we need fresh water)<\/li>\n<li><strong>What Does Namaste mean <\/strong>(It\u2019s more-of-a gesture, and not-so-much a saying.)<strong><br>\n<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>See, I COULD do that, and go for the trending eyeballs and so on, but that\u2019s not really what Ask Angus is about. Its about YOU, beautiful, unique, non-trending you, sending me questions, which I then, eventually, answer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>So, this being a partnership \u2018tween us, I need your queries. (Address is at the bottom of this post.) <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But to re-kickstart this here blog I went back to the empty question barrel and scraped all the weird shit off the bottom. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Here then are the lost emails, the oddballs, the trimmed-off-because-I-suffer-from-mouth-diarrhea, and the WTFs. Enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2013<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Watcher: What is a good latin phrase for meeting another magickian?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Watcher, try this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>salve mortua superbia verbi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>which means \u201cHello, pretentious dead language speaker\u201d. Well\u2026\u2026.kinda. Because if you take \u201csalve mortua superbia verbi\u201d and put that <strong>back<\/strong> through the translator machine it emerges as \u201cHail died pride\u201d, which, actually I like even better. So let\u2019s go with that.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_855\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-855\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2017\/03\/604px-Venus_geocentric_orbit_curve_simplified_pentagram.svg_.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-855\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-855 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2017\/03\/604px-Venus_geocentric_orbit_curve_simplified_pentagram.svg_-300x298.png\" alt=\"604px-Venus_geocentric_orbit_curve_simplified_(pentagram).svg\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-855\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Inferior Conjunctions, By AnonMoos, via Wikimedia Commons. In other news, \u201cInferior Conjunctions\u201d is the name of my new prog-metal band.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>Thera: Do you have a secret talent, and what is it?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Thera,<\/p>\n<p>Yes\u2026\u2026\u2026and no: Then it wouldn\u2019t be a secret\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Mara: Are tarot cards reading done by the help of spirits?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Mara,<\/p>\n<p>Yes, sometimes. One of the wildest, and most stuffed parties at the recent Pantheacon was \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/906288496174446\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Drunken Divination<\/a>\u201c, an invitation to which I declined, as I have always felt that one should be at their level best when communicating and working with the cards \u2013 the better to serve your petitioner. Oh. Wait. You probably meant \u201cWith the help of <strong>ghost-type<\/strong> Spirits\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. Um, no.<\/p>\n<p>My experience indicates influence from higher (deeper, outer therer) realms than the nearby levels populated by the spookies. But your mileage may vary.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Hexer: What\u2019s a good spell to use on Trump?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Hexer,<\/p>\n<p>Naaah. Truly crazy people are mostly immune from curses and the like, since they live pretty much in their own little worlds. If I was going to lay the smackdown on anybody it wouldn\u2019t even be the 25.5% of Americans who voted for Commander-in-Cheeto. Rather, my ire would be directed at the 47% who didn\u2019t vote at all.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Bud: Do frogs have ears?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Dear Bud,<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not external ones. Frogs have ear holes, and \u2013 get this \u2013 ear <em>lungs<\/em>. Yes, they can hear with their lungs. Also frogs have an closed air loop system that takes their ear drums \u2018offline\u2019 for the second when they are croaking. And considering that some frogs can call at 90db (that\u2019s as loud as a power mower), this is a very handy evolutionary work-around to have.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Bill: What\u2019s the weirdest question you\u2019ve been asked?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Bill,<\/p>\n<p>Too easy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Ark: Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Ark,<\/p>\n<p>Because sometimes the blind person is the only one sober enough to drive.<\/p>\n<p>No! Because its the LAW. Also, a sighted driver might have a blind friend in the back seat. Just pull a little forward and let your friend get some cash and buy you tacos.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Dragonette: Planet?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Dragonette,<\/p>\n<p>No, Thanks. Already got one.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. You probably mean \u201cWhat is your favorite Planet?\u201d I\u2019ll go with Venus, the \u2018Morning Star\u2019, the lovely twin of Earth, the embodiment of all that is lovely and fresh and mysterious and peaceful. You know; the FEMININE planet.<\/p>\n<p>As opposed to Mars, the Dude star, which is harsh and barren and Rocky (and Rocky II) and Metallica and unforgiving.<\/p>\n<p>Ha! Shows you how much <strong>we<\/strong> know. The more we find out about mysterious Venus the more it makes Mars look like a walk in the redwoods. The surface of Venus has an atmospheric pressure equivalent to a kilometer down in our oceans, and has crushed probes and landers like empty soda cans.<\/p>\n<p>Its \u2018air\u2019 is 96% carbon dioxide (Yes, the \u2018Greenhouse Effect\u2019 is a real thing), and the clouds that permanently cover its surface are made of yummy sulphuric acid. Bring your sunblock: The temperature on the surface can reach 788 degrees, Fahrenheit.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_848\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-848\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2017\/03\/scienceblogs.com_.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-848\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-848 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/337\/2017\/03\/scienceblogs.com_.jpg\" alt=\"So much more cool stuff to be had at www.scienceblogs.com\" width=\"600\" height=\"462\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-848\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So much more cool stuff to be had at www.scienceblogs.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The Soviets threw more than 20 landers at Venus during the 60\u2019s and 70\u2019s and they collectively (Ha! Soviet joke!) managed to send back about 6 pictures of the surface before being snuffed out by the Hellish conditions.<\/p>\n<p>But what I really have always adored about Venus is the fact that it is calmly, serenely, eternally spinning in the <strong>wrong direction<\/strong>. Just about everything in the known universe spins counter-clockwise, around itself and around its orbit.<\/p>\n<p>But Venus, stately, slow-moving, excellent posture Venus spins resolutely deosil as it makes its way around our sun, utterly baffling Scientists from today all the way back to 2000 B.C., when we first tracked its movements.<\/p>\n<p>(Bonus witchy factoid: The movements of Venus [as viewed from Earth] form a perfect, curly-cued pentagram. [see diagram up there a-ways])<\/p>\n<p>Note: Technically Uranus also spins \u2018backwards\u2019, but really its on its side. The rest of our solar system spins like tops: Uranus rolls around the Sun like a marble.<\/p>\n<p>What I like most about Venus is its calm uniqueness. Mars is the planet of Guys and WAR and lookatmelookatme. Venus is like, \u201cWhatever. I\u2019ll just be over here doing my own thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, it tickles me to bits that places like \u201cIshtar Terra\u201d \u201cAphrodite Terra\u201d and \u201cEve\u201d actually resemble scenes from Dante\u2019s Inferno \u2013 if it was staged inside our own stomachs.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Wistful: Who told you they loved you last?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear Wistful,<\/p>\n<p>To my knowledge nobody has ever said to me that they loved me last.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>~Ask Angus<\/p>\n<p>Angus McMahan<\/p>\n<p>Send your questions to: angusmcmahan@gmail.com<\/p>\n<p>P.S. So proud of myself for not making a \u201cUranas\u201d joke. 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