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A<\/span>s a more avid reader\/watcher of Lord of the Rings than you (yes you with the orc mask) \u2013 by which I refer to the 17 times I\u2019ve watched all three of the extended DVDs, which means \u2013 let\u2019s see now, 210 minutes per movie, times 3 = 630, times 17, carry the two \u2013 5040 minutes or 84 hours I have spent having my brain soaked in an alternative reality of epic\u00a0proportions\u00a0\u2013 I have come to the conclusion that I love Hobbits. For\u00a0Tolkien, they represented the farmers of his country, the straight-forward, no-nonsense workers of the land. And for me they represent the simple of our Church, the straight-forward, no-nonsense saints of this age.<\/p>\n

<\/a>While I \u2013 and perhaps you \u2013 may agonize over the mystery of communion, of whether or not we can fully understand such sublime contradiction, the Hobbits of the Church say \u201cAmen\u201d and move forward. While I grow concerned over the doctrine of pre-destination, the Hobbits of the Church laugh it off and move forward. They are those who, when we tell them our problems, our intricate\u00a0psychological\u00a0wounds and life-long doubts, look at us seriously and say, \u201cI\u2019ll pray for you,\u201d leaving us spluttering, \u201cThat\u2019s it? No prophecy? No full psychological profile?\u201d They seem to characterize all of the\u00a0beatitudes; meek, poor in spirit, peaceful \u2013 already I think of a man, Mike by name, who helps carry titanic and awkward pieces of sound equipment for an Adoration night at my church, with joy and generosity unmatched. The humor lies in that Mike is 6\u2032 6\u2033 and wears Metallica shirts, but I say Hobbit nonetheless. Or when I lived in Germany, a certain Desmond who had an interesting sock collection and a holiness that radiated hope and innocence \u2013 at the age of 60-something. Or that old lady \u2013 yes that <\/i>old lady \u2013 in the mantilla, praying rosaries before every daily mass, as much a part of the front pew as a hymn book. I know I \u2013 God please don\u2019t smite me \u2013 have sneered at such a person, in jealousy of such simple faith. \u201cHow can you know the harsh reality of the world, sitting in your rosary-praying bubble? How will you ever face opposition with such homely piety?\u201d<\/p>\n

The truth is that there is greater adventure in their simple \u201cmove-forward\u201d faith than in all the peaks and troughs of the worldly Catholic. The truth is that they wrestle with demons too fearsome for me to handle. The truth is that it is they who will carry the ring to Mordor, that the course of history will be changed by the smallest of heart, not the loudest of voice.<\/p>\n

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Hobbits remind us that it\u2019s all about peace, and lasting peace \u2013 that heaven is the Shire, a piece of green and a winding river, so simple and beautiful that it breaks our hearts. We complicate, we complicate, we complicate until we forget that the goal of our religion is to be happy, here and forever. Hobbits remind us that it is a virtue to be content, that the hope of joy everlasting should put to cease all of our quarrels, especially the ones in our own heads. When God called the little children to him, I do not believe he did it out of mere benevolence, but out of necessity. They are warriors, these simple-faithed, and of the best kind. The song \u201cConcerning Hobbits\u201d is full of that truth, that we need to prioritize, that God and joy come first and everything else follows. And I do believe, if we can restore that innocence, if we can find that contentment, if we can have the strength to live simply, alive and fulfilled, then the adventure will come knocking, and then \u2013 and only then \u2013 we will have the constitution and courage to accept it. \u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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