{"id":1034,"date":"2012-11-20T09:49:40","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T14:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:08:40","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:08:40","slug":"things-you-cant-unhear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/11\/things-you-cant-unhear.html","title":{"rendered":"Things You Can’t Unhear"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Crimeney, this day started out on all the wrong notes. First, I accidentally ate a cookie for breakfast, then I missed my run because of rain and a late start, then I read this <\/a>which linked back to this <\/a>and then I watched the video and dear God, this song is awful.<\/p>\n http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34<\/a>\n

And because I\u2019m postpartum, I cried<\/em>. I cried at crass emotional manipulation posing as Christmas music, and now I hate myself.<\/p>\n

For the record, this is my favorite awful Christmas song:<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<p>Because Shane McGowan, that\u2019s why.<\/p>\n<p>And this is my favorite actual Christmas song:<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j9jbdgZidu8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>For pretty much the same reason as above. And yes, this so totally counts as a Christmas song, and don\u2019t let the Crescat tell you otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>Now I\u2019m off to Whole Foods to celebrate elitist consumerism with the snotty, child-hating masses. Pray for me.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Update: Charlotte just broke my phone. 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