ever<\/em>, and it is HI-freakin-LARIOUS. Sarah has a mouth on her that would make a sailor blush (which I kind of love) so don\u2019t click on it if you don\u2019t like curse words.<\/p>\nActually, do click on it anyway just to look at the absolutely adorable picture of Sarah and her daughter June on the right-hand sidebar. Is she awesome or what?<\/p>\n
Aside from Sarah being hysterical, though, she and her husband just found out that the baby they are expecting has spina bifida. It was a complete shock to both of them, so could you please keep this family in your prayers? While reading her blog and laughing so hard you choke on your tea and then accidentally spit it all over the computer monitor?<\/p>\n
Okay, I\u2019ll be back later for a post-op update. Happy St. Nicholas Day! Wishing you endless gold coins and hoping that your kids\u2019 shoes weren\u2019t as stinky as Sienna\u2019s.<\/p>\n
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