{"id":112,"date":"2012-01-13T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/01\/7-quick-takes-friday-9\/"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:33:10","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:33:10","slug":"7-quick-takes-friday-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/01\/7-quick-takes-friday-9.html","title":{"rendered":"7 Quick Takes Friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>
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Hello! Sorry for the silencio this week\u2026it\u2019s remarkable how little I\u2019ve gotten unpacked, for someone who\u2019s spent every day \u201cunpacking\u201d. I suspect I\u2019ve devoted a large portion of the day to \u201cprocrastination and staring out the window watching the alligators\u201d. Maybe.<\/p>\n

Yeah, there really are alligators in the canal behind our house. RIGHT behind our house. Usually you can only see their little snouts raise up a tiny bit out of the water, but the other day I saw a scaly tail slithering back into the canal, and just now I saw a freaky-looking clawed arm disappear back into the deep. Cool, huh? Also, terrifying.<\/p>\n

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I was going to try and make a loose connection about fairy tales coming true or something so that this picture would have a reason to be here, but let\u2019s be honest. It\u2019s gratuitous eye candy. You\u2019re welcome. Also, I love them. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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being me, I decided that the best way to keep Charlotte and Sienna away from the canal (since alligators happen to prefer small children for snacking) (I\u2019m serious) was to scare the ever-loving pants off of them.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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So a few days ago I took the kids outside and described in detail just how an alligator would tear them limb from limb and carry them into the water and eat them.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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I think Sienna thought that would be a grand adventure, but Charlotte was so terrified that she now clings to my legs anytime the screen door opens so much as an inch. Liam just kept making breaks for the canal, shouting, \u201cWa-wa! Ba!\u201d (water, bath)<\/div>\n
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Obviously this is a work in progress, and until they get it the backyard is off-limits. Also, I\u2019m going to go back on everything I ever said about leashes and buy some for Liam.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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#6<\/div>\n
Here\u2019s My New Philosophy on Child-Rearing<\/div>\n
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Leashes: Better Than Being Eaten By An Alligator<\/div>\n
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#5<\/div>\n
Speaking Of Back Yards<\/div>\n
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we have neighbors in possession of some of the awesomest children in existence. Their mother just had a baby two days ago, and yesterday the oldest boy was out in his back yard. We came out and said hi and I asked him how he liked his new little sister.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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He sort of sized me up and then said a little pugilistically, \u201cShe\u2019s the cutest of all the babies in the world.\u201d\u00a0<\/div>\n
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I\u2019m not sure if he was expecting disagreement, but I kept my laughter internal and told him that I was sure she is.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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It was awesome.<\/div>\n
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Just to give you some perspective on how cool these kids are, the first day we moved in their oldest, a ten-year-old girl, came over and offered to read to the kids while I unpacked.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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That in itself is amazing enough, but when I asked her her name and then complimented her on how lovely it was, she said, \u201cIt\u2019s Shakespeare.\u201d<\/div>\n
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Right? Right<\/i>? There has never been greater neighbors than these. Their nerdiness might even equal our own. Maybe<\/i>.<\/div>\n
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#4<\/div>\n
So Yesterday<\/div>\n
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I went to the doctor. It actually wasn\u2019t a trip to fulfill my latest hypochondriac delusions, which this week had me alternating between \u201cheart attack\u201d and \u201clung cancer\u201d to explain the not-so-mysterious back pain I\u2019ve been suffering after moving boxes and re-adjusting to our mattress, which the Ogre has had in his possession in Vegas.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Actually, I just needed my asthma medicine refilled.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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But let me tell you what, I felt like Laura Ingalls taking the covered wagon to the big city. No lie.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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The nearest proper city is a solid hour drive. It\u2019s a lovely drive, past orchards and weird spindly tall trees and unconquered forests and fields. But still, it\u2019s an hour drive. I was ever-so-slightly annoyed until I actually reached the big city.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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#3<\/div>\n
It Seems<\/div>\n

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that I\u2019ve really taken to the small town mentality, as I was actually surprised when people in Naples didn\u2019t wave and say hello.\u00a0 <\/div>\n
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I was. It was weird. After all, up until recently I lived in Las Vegas, where the friendliest people are the craps dealers. And here I was, being taken aback when the pharmacist walked away in the middle of my story about how long it took me to drive from Ave Maria to Naples.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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I mean, I guess I shouldn\u2019t have been surprised, as it was a boring story, but still. That was mean<\/i>, I thought to myself. No one would do that in Ave Maria<\/i>.<\/div>\n
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And then, after waiting for an hour for the pharmacist to put my inhalor in a box due to the absolute swarm of octogenarians looking for the best \u2014 no, the very best \u2014 calcium supplement, I remembered that we had moved to Florida.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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It\u2019s weird, but Ave Maria somehow seems to exist separately from the state of Sunshine, Oranges and Retirees. It\u2019s like its own little universe, suspended within a shining ball of sunshine, friendly neighbors, college students willing to babysit, and the best fish and chips on the planet. <\/div>\n
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#2<\/div>\n
And Then<\/div>\n
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right there in the pharmacy, I thought, there\u2019s no place like home<\/i>. <\/div>\n
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We lived in Vegas for three years and I never felt at home there. There were things that I came to love, like the peculiar charm of the desert plants, or the spectacular sunsets framed by the mountains, but it wasn\u2019t home.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Ave Maria has worked its magic on me, that\u2019s for sure. I love this place, sticky horrible humidity, alligators, mosquitoes and all. <\/div>\n
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#1<\/div>\n
And now, because I feel kind of awkward waxing sentimental on Quick Take Friday, I leave you with this spectacular bit of hilarity<\/a>.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Also, I\u2019d like a Snuggie for my birthday. Really. I\u2019m the only person on the planet that doesn\u2019t have one.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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But I\u2019d like mine to come with the Venetian mask and tea kettle. <\/div>\n
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Go see Jen <\/a>for more quick takes!<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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