{"id":1260,"date":"2012-12-23T09:44:54","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T14:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:07:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:07:54","slug":"christmas-eve-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2012\/12\/christmas-eve-eve.html","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Tomorrow is Christmas Eve! Now that our two December birthdays are out of the way, I can finally get in the Christmas spirit! And behold, I have tons and tons of stuff to do to make Christmas happen in two days. So. I\u2019m writing a blog post instead, naturally.<\/p>\n<p>Liam has been walking around the house for the last two days singing, \u201cHe EEEES yew when yew leeping, he EEES yew when yew wake, he EEES yew when yew bad or good\u2026\u201d and then he starts over because those are the only lines he knows. It\u2019s sort of adorable but he also seems to be a little frightened of Santa, since he\u2019ll sing the song while being naughty and then look around with wary eyes, as if expecting a lump of coal to drop out of the sky and take him down. I think he\u2019s confusing Santa with<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/12\/edward-clause.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1261\" title=\"edward clause\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2012\/12\/edward-clause.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"177\" height=\"285\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because that is terrifying.<\/p>\n<p>Lincoln has decided to morph into a happy baby for Christmas!<\/p>\n<p>Nope, just kidding. He\u2019s still the Angriest Baby. I keep repeating to myself \u201cnext year he\u2019ll be one, next year he\u2019ll be one\u201d like some sort of <a href='https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/library\/buddhism' target='_blank'>Buddhist<\/a> mantra. One is the best baby age. I love one-year-olds.<\/p>\n<p>As if proving my \u201cLincoln is Angry Baby\u201d point, Lincoln just morphed from slightly fussy baby to Bebe Furioso, so this post is no longer happening.Here, have a video instead.<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Amazing Perth Christmas Lights &quot;Gangnam Style&quot; by Kym Illman\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vX13aBKV368?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>It\u2019s Christmas lights, Gangnam Style!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Christmas Eve Eve!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is Christmas Eve! Now that our two December birthdays are out of the way, I can finally get in the Christmas spirit! 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