{"id":146,"date":"2011-11-14T07:03:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T07:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2011\/11\/me-vs-the-weather\/"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:34:36","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:34:36","slug":"me-vs-the-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2011\/11\/me-vs-the-weather.html","title":{"rendered":"Me vs. the Weather"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

I am deeply unhappy and angry at the world around me right now.<\/p>\n

Why, you may ask? (Or you may just roll your eyes and X out of my blog, like my husband is surely doing right now.)<\/p>\n

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\"Partly<\/td>\nToday<\/td>\nTonight<\/td>\nTomorrow<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"AM<\/a><\/td>\n\"Scattered<\/a><\/td>\n\"T-Storms\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Partly Cloudy<\/td>\nAM Clouds \/ PM Sun<\/td>\nScattered T-Storms<\/td>\nT-Storms<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
72\u00b0F<\/strong><\/td>\n82\u00b0<\/strong><\/td>\n65\u00b0<\/strong><\/td>\n73\u00b0<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Feels Like:\u00a072\u00b0<\/strong>\n
Get FREE weather on your desktop<\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n
High<\/td>\nLow<\/td>\nHigh<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Past 24-hr:
Precip:\u00a00 in<\/strong>
Snow:\u00a00 in<\/strong><\/td>\n		Chance of Rain:<\/span>
10%<\/strong><\/td>\n		Chance of Rain:
50%<\/strong><\/td>\n		Chance of Rain:
60%<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Wind:
From SSW at 11mph gusting to 17mph<\/strong><\/td>\n		Wind:
SSW at 14 mph<\/strong><\/td>\n		Wind:
SSE at 10 mph<\/strong><\/td>\n		Wind:
SSW at 10 mph<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Through 3pm: Mostly cloudy with temperatures rising towards the low 80s. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph.<\/td>\nCloudy skies early, followed by partial clearing. Warm. High 82F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.<\/td>\nScattered showers and thunderstorms. Low near 65F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.<\/td>\nShowers and scattered thunderstorms. High 73F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Rainfall possibly over one inch.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Someone please shoot the weather gods. No, seriously. I\u2019m calling for a coup. They suck. They are suck-tacular. They are hideous, and they hate me, and they want to ruin my life with their stupid, stupid warmth.<\/p>\n

GAH! It\u2019s NOVEMBER. November is one of my favorite months. It\u2019s supposed to be chilly and crisp. Even when it\u2019s rainy, it\u2019s a good kind of rainy. It\u2019s the kind of rainy where you can stop by a Starbucks and get a red-cupped peppermint mocha and go home and curl up in a blanket with the fire crackling and watch Love Actually<\/i>.<\/p>\n

As if the hideous, sweatshirt-cancelling mugginess of today isn\u2019t bad enough, last night I had the unfortunate foresight to click Extended Forecast.<\/p>\n

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