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So\u2026well\u2026er\u2026.I picked a fight over at Virtuous Pla.net<\/a> today.<\/p>\n

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<\/span>Wanna read it<\/span>?<\/a> As an added bonus, you\u2019ll get to see a Demotivational Poster of Jeff Bridges as the Dude!<\/p>\n

On to more important things.<\/p>\n

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Sasha Feroce has started watching Buffy, of her own volition, completely without my insane pushing. (No, really, she actually has.) I am excited about this turn of events for two major reasons.<\/p>\n

First, I get to re-watch all seven of the most glorious (well, okay, four glorious, three crap, crappy, and craptacular-est) seasons of television ever created.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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The worst. \u201cYellow crayon-breaky Willow?\u201d Pathetic, Joss Whedon.\u00a0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Second, someone will finally understand me when I make jokes about the Master, the Mayor, and Mr. Pointy, not to mention when I make fun of people who go to clubs for being \u201cthe type who would die screaming at the Bronze.\u201d<\/p>\n

I can die happy.<\/p>\n

See you guys tomorrow for quick take-ery! Happy Thursday night! Do the right thing and go watch Doctor Who, or I\u2019ll stab my eyes out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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I figured it was about time to post a picture of the newest Doctor. After all, he\u2019s sort of redeemed himself\u2026ish.\n

Look, there\u2019s only one Christopher Eccleston, and there\u2019s only one David Tennant, and Matt Smith looks like Zeus giving birth to Athena. It may be mean, but it\u2019s true.<\/p>\n

Also, he\u2019s kind of a mean Doctor. Leaving old Amy? Cold, man. Really cold.\u00a0<\/p><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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