{"id":1985,"date":"2013-06-04T16:09:30","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T20:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=1985"},"modified":"2017-03-09T17:05:13","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:05:13","slug":"taking-a-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2013\/06\/taking-a-break.html","title":{"rendered":"Taking a Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Last month was a spectacular blogging month, and as a direct result my house and kids basically fell to pieces. So I\u2019m taking a few weeks off to remove socks from the ceiling fan, peel stickers off the furniture, and reassure them that my ASUS does not displace them in my affection. Although the Ogre has started calling it \u201cmy precious.\u201d Better reign it in quick, cause no one wants to end up like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2013\/06\/gollum.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1986\" title=\"gollum\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/225\/2013\/06\/gollum.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"145\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve arranged for some guest posts at some point, and tomorrow I\u2019ll put up a cute \u201cI\u2019m not here, yo\u201d picture and maybe rotate them occasionally. So you\u2019ll know with a click, basically, if I\u2019m back yet. And because I like cute pictures. See ya! 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