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and start hyperventilating into them like I just did.<\/p>\n

You guys, SIMCHA FREAKING FISHER IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CATHOLIC PATHEOS BLOGGER<\/a>!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Am I screaming? You betcha. This it the lady who brought us the Pants Pass<\/a>, y\u2019all.<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

We ~~loose<\/del> ~~heretical<\/del> ~~hell-bound<\/del> ~~big-bottomed<\/del> pant-loving Catholic women owe her a great debt of gratitude. Also, she writes~~~~~~~~ scathing reviews about Thomas Kinkade<\/a> and gives the best decorating tips EVER<\/a>. And by best, I mean the only ones I could ever conceivably implement. Plus she drinks gin. Plus I have an indecent girly-blogger crush on her.<\/p>\n

Did I say that last one out loud?<\/p>\n

Go say hi and have a fangirl meltdown in her combox<\/a>! You know you want to.<\/p>\n

Also, if anyone ever wants to spend $400 on a Simcha-created pair of pants for me,<\/a> I totally want these. I could wear them to the Catholic New Media Conference.With my Pants Pass t-shirt<\/a>.<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a>Do you see why I love her so much?<\/p>\n

\n<\/p>

*Oh yeah, in other news, we are traveling to Texas at o\u2019frak-thirty in the morning tomorrow<\/em>, and we\u2019ll be bouncing around relatives\u2019 houses for a while, so if blogging is light, non-existence, hysterical, or nonsensical, I apologize in advance. I hope to have some good guest posts for you, though. And doubtless some travel horror stories. <\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"