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Holy gods of the internet, ye have failed us miserable bloggers. Big time.<\/p>\n

In case any of you happened across my little blog yesterday and noticed that posts were being randomly taken down, put up, taken down again, and then put back up in the wrong order with all the comments missing, never fear. I was not suffering from some sort of mental breakdown induced by the stress of packing. Rather, blogger was totally skitzing out.<\/p>\n

I have no idea what happened with blogger, but it was annoying. This little incident has only made WordPress look even more enticing. I\u2019ve been eying my WordPress buddies enviously for a few months now, and I think that in a few months, when things settle down, it may be time to make the switch. I\u2019ll keep you posted on that development.<\/p>\n

So, basically, blogger has completely screwed up my schedule today. I usually post in the morning, and I can\u2019t do that now, obviously, since it\u2019s evening. So, since my family would like to eat dinner tonight, I\u2019m just gonna throw up pictures of the seven funniest t-shirts on Mental Floss<\/a>.<\/p>\n

(If you haven\u2019t yet made your way over there, please go. It is hysterical. And if you want to buy me one of these t-shirts, I would love you forever.)<\/p>\n

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And now I\u2019m really sorry, but I gotta skedaddle. You should check out Mental Floss, because this is just a selection of the hilarity they have to offer.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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Go see Jen <\/a>for quick takes that actually say something!<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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