{"id":2503,"date":"2013-11-12T18:31:22","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T23:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=2503"},"modified":"2015-09-19T15:19:30","modified_gmt":"2015-09-19T19:19:30","slug":"darth-vadar-and-jesus-the-911-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2013\/11\/darth-vadar-and-jesus-the-911-version.html","title":{"rendered":"Darth Vadar and Jesus, the 9\/11 Version"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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One of my fave facebook friends shared this picture yesterday, and it made me so happy. The American Jesus reports that it\u2019s for sale<\/a>, and if we had a disposable income, I would snap this up in a hurry and put it in our dining room.<\/p>\n

Why do I love this so much? I love it because it is completely awesome. It\u2019s a pitch-perfect satire of the shitty, shitty art that Kat <\/a>used to feature regularly. She replaced the shitty art installations with \u201cFine Art Friday,\u201d I\u2019m guessing in an attempt to focus more on the positive than the negative, which is great and all but not nearly as much fun as her shitty art installments.<\/p>\n

But this picture is brilliant. We can deconstruct the reasons why pictures of Jesus knocking on the UN building<\/p>\n

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I knew you wouldn\u2019t believe it unless you saw it<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

and Santa kneeling at baby Jesus\u2019 manger<\/p>\n

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are phenomenally, ludicrously, outrageously shitty (not to mention artistically offensive) all day long. Simcha can write brilliant posts eviscerating Kinkade\u2019s \u201cpainter of light\u201d moniker<\/a> until she\u2019s blue in the face. But nothing will convince the unconvinced quite like satire. And Darth Vadar carrying Jesus from the wreckage of 9\/11 is friggin\u2019 brilliant satire.<\/p>\n

I want to start a new series on satirically shitty art, but I don\u2019t know if there\u2019s enough on the internet to go around. Have y\u2019all seen stuff like this?<\/p>\n

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