Sienna\u2019s Joke<\/strong><\/p>\nSienna: \u201cUm, um, um, WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT NEVER COMES BACK!?\u201d<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cShhhh! You don\u2019t have to yell! I don\u2019t know, what do you call a boomerang that never comes back?\u201d<\/p>\n
Sienna: *forcing her voice down near a whisper* \u201cyou call iT A STICK!!!!!!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Everyone else: Heh heh, good joke, Sienna!\u201d<\/p>\n
Sienna: \u201cHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Liam\u2019s Joke<\/strong><\/p>\nLiam: *giggles interspersed with unintelligible nonsense*<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cLiam, you have to stop laughing long enough to actually tell the joke.\u201d<\/p>\n
Liam: \u201cSuperboy painted his toenails because it was Valentine\u2019s day POO POO HEAD!\u201d<\/p>\n
Liam and the Ogre: \u201cHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Charlotte\u2019s Joke<\/strong><\/p>\nCharlotte: \u201cWhy did the clip cross the teacher?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Ogre: \u201cI don\u2019t know, Charlotte, why did the clip cross the teacher?\u201d<\/p>\n
Charlotte: \u201cBecause it was cutting her head off.\u201d<\/p>\n
*crickets*<\/p>\n
Charlotte: \u201cThe clip had a sword, and it cut her head off.\u201d<\/p>\n
Me and the Ogre: *exchanging slightly horrified looks*<\/p>\n
Charlotte: \u201cAnd she was DEAD.\u201d<\/p>\n
*CRICKETS*<\/p>\n
Liam: \u201cHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOP!\u201d<\/p>\n
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