{"id":2782,"date":"2013-12-19T09:08:18","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T14:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=2782"},"modified":"2015-06-09T13:44:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T17:44:41","slug":"quentin-tarantino-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2013\/12\/quentin-tarantino-strikes-again.html","title":{"rendered":"Quentin Tarantino Strikes Again"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Sorry for being the lamest blogger on the block. December is the worst, a whirlwind of birthday and Christmas and parents visiting and this year, our car blowing up.* But last night Charlotte was again possessed by the spirit of Quentin Tarantino, so I thought I should share it with you. OH, but first, here\u2019s a picture from the girls\u2019 impromptu birthday bash-n-burn.<\/p>\n

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Yup, we hit pinatas and made s\u2019mores while wearing shorts in December. Welcome to Florida.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Minions Tell More Jokes<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sienna: \u201cWhy does the cheetah always get caught?\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cI don\u2019t know, why?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sienna: \u201cBecause it\u2019s\u2026oh wait\u2026what\u2019s those things like polka dots? Oh yeah! Because it\u2019s spotted!\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: \u201cHahahahahaha! Good one!\u201d<\/p>\n

Charlotte: \u201cI have a joke Mommy!\u201d<\/p>\n

Me: *deep breath*<\/p>\n

Charlotte: \u201cWhy does the girl wear a necklace and earrings?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sienna (who has clearly picked up on her sister\u2019s morbidity): \u201cBecause it cut her neck off?\u201d<\/p>\n

Charlotte: *withering glare* \u201cNo, Sienna<\/em>. Because it has sharp things on it.\u201d<\/p>\n

*crickets*<\/p>\n

Charlotte: \u201cAnd spiders.\u201d<\/p>\n

*crickets*<\/p>\n

Charlotte: \u201cAnd then she got runned over by a car.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

*Okay, so our car didn\u2019t actually blow up, but pretty much. Well, it blew a gasket. I\u00a0\u2665 hyperbole.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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