{"id":2953,"date":"2014-02-18T14:49:45","date_gmt":"2014-02-18T19:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/?p=2953"},"modified":"2015-04-08T12:26:09","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T16:26:09","slug":"the-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/barefootandpregnant\/2014\/02\/the-monster.html","title":{"rendered":"The Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I\u2019m ambivalent toward rap music as a genre. I really like some rap. I like a lot of the lyrics (obviously not the \u201cbitches-n-hoes\u201d type), but aesthetically I find it off-putting. It doesn\u2019t sound like music to me. It\u2019s fun, but it\u2019s not art.<\/p>\n<p>Except Eminem. I\u2019ve always really loved Eminem, and I\u2019ve never considered it enough to figure out why. But since I\u2019ve lately become Camille Paglia\u2019s #1 fangirl, the Ogre forwarded me this half-article (that I can\u2019t access the rest of, unfortunately). It\u2019s all about why Eminem is the only true artist in pop music today, in contrast to manufactured pretend-people like Lady Gaga.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I used to regard white rap \u2013 Vanilla Ice, the Beastie Boys \u2013 as little more than posturing, crotch-grabbing minstrelsy. Hence my shock and awe when I heard a tremendous song bursting from my car radio last year: it was The Monster, Eminem\u2019s duet with Rihanna, his seething machine-gun delivery alternating with her robust, pensive contralto. It was like a conversion experience \u2014 Saul struck by lightning on the road to Damascus. . . .<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesundaytimes.co.uk\/sto\/public\/article1375432.ece\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Read the rest here<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Being totally out of touch with pop music, I hadn\u2019t heard the song she refers to, so the Ogre sent along the link to the music video (explicit content warning).<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Explicit) [Official Video]\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EHkozMIXZ8w?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>Saul struck by lightning, indeed.<\/p>\n<p>This song has become my anthem of late. Not because I identify with it, but because I want to get to the place of mental and emotional stability where I can be friends with the monsters, where I can visit the nightmare versions of me tucked safely away under lock, key, and armed guard. Instead I\u2019m the kid under the covers in the middle of the bed, desperately hoping that today I won\u2019t have to battle down one of those nightmare versions of myself, or worse yet, pick up the pieces if one gets loose. It\u2019s practically a miracle in a way, because I now have a tangible image of what I want to be like, instead of just \u201cnot this.\u201d I can\u2019t strive to be like a saint right now, because they all seem impossibly distant. But if I could just be more like Eminem, I\u2019m pretty sure I\u2019d be doing okay.<\/p>\n<p>I know, it sounds like I\u2019m crazy. I kind of am.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m ambivalent toward rap music as a genre. 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