\u00a0<\/p>\n
Sunday Morning<\/em><\/h2>\nb<\/em>y Everymom<\/em><\/h6>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
Complacencies of the sweatpants, and late<\/p>\n
coffee and vomit on a worn sofa,<\/p>\n
and the flesh-colored freedom of a naked baby<\/p>\n
upon a rug mingle to dissipate<\/p>\n
the holy hush of ancient sacrifice.<\/p>\n
She cries a little, and she feels the dark<\/p>\n
encroachment of the norovirus,<\/p>\n
as a calm darkens among the toilet bowls.<\/p>\n
The pungent vomit and sticky, naked baby<\/p>\n
seem things in some preemptive Purgatory,<\/p>\n
winding across long hours, with retching sounds.<\/p>\n
The day is like purgation, with retching sounds,<\/p>\n
stilled for the passage of her weary feet<\/p>\n
over the hours, to silent Bedtime,<\/p>\n
dominion of the unexpected second child vomiting.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0<\/p>\n
Complacencies of the sweatpants, and late<\/p>\n
coffee and vomit on a worn sofa,<\/p>\n
and the flesh-colored freedom of a naked baby<\/p>\n
upon a rug mingle to dissipate<\/p>\n
the holy hush of ancient sacrifice.<\/p>\n
She cries a little, and she feels the dark<\/p>\n
encroachment of the norovirus,<\/p>\n
as a calm darkens among the toilet bowls.<\/p>\n
The pungent vomit and sticky, naked baby<\/p>\n
seem things in some preemptive Purgatory,<\/p>\n
winding across long hours, with retching sounds.<\/p>\n
The day is like purgation, with retching sounds,<\/p>\n
stilled for the passage of her weary feet<\/p>\n
over the hours, to silent Bedtime,<\/p>\n
dominion of the unexpected second child vomiting.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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