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In case you don\u2019t frequent Patheos (I\u2019m looking at you, LarryD!<\/a>) you might not have seen that one of my posts was featured there over the weekend<\/a>. Personally I love Patheos and was thrilled to be asked to post there, so if you are so inclined, go check it out!<\/p>\n

In other news, the Pioneer Woman\u2019s Best Chocolate Sheet Cake Ever <\/a>really is the best chocolate sheet cake ever. I love it. I make it in times of pregnancy, weakness, emotional turmoil and Tuesdays. Full disclosure: yesterday I made it because I was craving the raw cake batter. Which I ate several (thousand) spoonfuls of while praying that God would protect me from salmonella poisoning. I am the worst pregnant person ever. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Totally me (nota bene: the Ogre does not have a mullet (thankfully))<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
\u00a0It could be worse, though:\u00a0<\/div>\n
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\u00a0Speaking of pregnancy and pregnant things (because when is a pregnant person not?), have you guys seen this? It\u2019s so cute. Watch it.\u00a0<\/div>\n
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I\u2019m sorry for all the pregnancy things. I\u2019ll stop that. It\u2019s kind of annoying me too, actually. <\/p>\n

Here. Palate cleanser. Also, language warning. But, Jim Gaffigan! Worth it.<\/p>\n

Happy Wednesday! <\/p>\n

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